Twitter is a contest and every day I pick the winner (except for Sundays, that’s when the Lord and I rest). This is a good place to find the funny people on Twitter.

It’s “Bev Niner” day and when I think of 90120, I think about The Heights and when I think about this atrocious knock-off of an atrocious show, I think about The GREATEST TV BAND EVER that featured a girl sax player, Balki Bartokomous on keyboards, young Darius Rucker slapping the bass and Michael Bolton Jr. coming dangerously close to making out with the singer who is best known for beating up Donna Martin. Remember that? We all cheered.

“Too much Galifianakis” does not exist in my vocabulary. This is outstanding. (Best of luck at camp, Zach!)

Junk Mail: Just got Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk in the mail. Yup, had to order online, I was too ashamed to buy it in the bookstore during my weekly visit to pick up OK!, People and Asian Lady Holz. Since ripping open the package 2 hours ago, I’ve been hiding from my family, reading [...]

“What do you see yourself Tweeting five years from now?” “Please use harness in a sentence about social media. Great, now pretend I’m a client and use it five different times in one short conversation.”

Topics: Keeping Twitter Fun & Informative, Tweeting Comedians, Bad College Beer, iPad Flipboard Review, Todd Defends Foursquare and Gowalla, Russ Defends DJ Music, Jeff Reviews Scott Pilgrim, Arcade Fire Hype, Comedy Central Roasts, Viggo Mortensen, Frank Zappa, Poop Book, Thin Magazines and Cool Yeasayer Video and The Worst Song in The World (Hi, Train!). Playlist: Javelin, Bottomless Pit and The Young Veins

“The second video from TL&Rx’ new album “The Brutalist Bricks”. Purchase “The Brutalist Bricks”: http://bit.ly/aACVku Directed by Tom Scharpling Full credits: Written & Directed By Tom Scharpling Starring: Paul F. Tompkins, Julie Klausner, John Hodgman, Ted Leo, Marty Key, Chris Wilson & James Canty Producers: Robert Hatch-Miller & Puloma Basu Director Of Photography: Paul Yee Editor: Joaquin Perez Production Designer: Alex Brook Lynn Gaffer/Camera Operator: Anna Farrell Grip/Stage Lighting Technician: Brian Yost Sound Recordist: Chris Lowe Assistant Director: Nadia Tabbara Dancers: Renata Espinosa, Leigh Gerber & Jeff Davis Production Assistants: David Clarke, Jacob Wolk & Kevin Albright “The Brutalist Bricks” out now on Matador Records “

Like it or not, Jennifer Aniston movies will always be made. Even if her next 3 movies earn $30 each and secret phone tapes are released of her saying Haiti deserved it, Hollywood will not stop putting this Friend in films.

Make your Friday better with this super fun song and video starring former Sleater-Kinney member Carrie Brownstein. It’s the first single from their forthcoming record Personal Life on Kill Rock Stars. (via pitchfork) Download MP3: I Don’t Believe You Release Date: September 7 Order: www.buyolympia.com

After 26 months of almost 100-percent inactivity, OviTech Solutions’ office shower has been designated the new official storage area for copy paper, file folders and presentation binders. Office manager Pam Superstein made the announcement in an intra-office email.