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Here’s Some Crap We Used To Eat in The Morning: Retro Kids Cereals. Um, hey Kelloggs — and you probably know this by now — but using the word “Log” in any food product name does paint the tastiest picture. {via WFMU}
High-Tech Gossip: Over the years Porn websites have been credited with a slew of technological innovations, [...]

“I’ve won some smaller intergalactic competitions sponsored by the United Federation of Planets, and this earth-based victory will definitely add to my ongoing education and skill set. I’m only 127 years old and I really want to open my own place while I am still young. I’m thinking a Vulcan/Asian fusion place in San Fran or my home province of Raal.”

But, wow! They sure did a real number on Dana Carvey here! She, I’m sorry, He has absolutely now facial features left. Click the above photo to enlarge, if you dare, to suck in his sweet, baby-bottom-smooth face and soccer mom on the go hair do.

Mmmmm Soupy! Like most of you, I despise E! and the cavalcade of D-list shit they parade in front of us. I try to ignore it as much as possible but I do make an exception for the wonderfully smart-ass Joel McHale and his crack team of brave souls who watch the worst of the [...]

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Doug Henning rules, it’s that simple. In this awesome video, Doug, armed with only his giant mustache and a wizard’s tunic, turns 70s hottie Crystal Gayle into a midget and tiger. That is true magic my friend, not that self-indulgent crap performed by those humorless hacks David Blaine and Chris Angel.

Besides the expected bike, car and machine gun, is there a piece of machinery that you’ve grown attached to? Something you’ll have a hard time parting with as you put it out next to your disgusting garbage cans awaiting the final death crunch of the garbage truck’s massive crushy-crushers?

Sigur Ros: Now with 100% More Nudity! Don’t worry parents, it’s the artsy/tribal kind of pubic- and nipple-baring nudity. Check out the new video: Gobbledigook and feel the love.
McCain Doesn’t Seem That Bad… Um, hold on a sec… Yes, yes he is that bad.
May I Have 630 Calories with my 120-Calorie Coffee Please? When [...]

Here’s a quick list of things that distracted me from productivity today:
Top Chef Continues to Rule: Lisa, The Mean Self-Serving Hack, Lives To Cook Another Day {via Gawker}. Awesomely angry Dale gets the boot while flavor-free Lisa gets a stay of execution! How dare you, my sweet Padma! Despite this large misstep, the show [...]

Mann Oh Mann! Hooray for West Philly, two great shows are coming to the Mann Music Center in June:

June 12th - Death Cab for Cutie

June 18th - R.E.M. with Special Guests Modest Mouse and The National.

The Mann, located in scenic Fairmount Park, is a great place to see a show in the summer. Get [...]