By Jarrod Denston on Dec 14, 2011 in Daily Distractions, Lists | 0 Comments

Best Performance: Mike, when he dropped his entire burrito on the sidewalk. What a dick move. Best Words with Friends Game: That time I finally beat Margo (who always cheats, hate her!!). Best Song: I like that Forster People’s song Emily keeps singing in her cube. She’s got a good voice. Best Album: That Strokes [...]
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By Jeff on Nov 21, 2011 in Free MP3s, Lists, Music | 23 Comments

A bit tired of hearing Bruce babbling on about Clarence getting a new sax for Christmas? Us too. Here’s a holly jolly roundup of some little-known originals and some well-known classics done by some of our favorite modern (mostly indie) artists. Have a favorite tune you wish to share? Just Post a Comment (bottom of [...]
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By Jeff on Sep 1, 2011 in Daily Distractions, Daily Scare, Lists | 2 Comments

With our schools being overrun with Sophias, Emmas, Jacobs and Ethans, finding new inspiration for naming our children is a must. Look no further than the safe confines of your home. Just open up the cabinets! Smucker Pam Beano Dyson Oral B. Cremora Flonase Ortega Comet Summer Eve Stouffer Drano Brawny Baco Dixie Monistat 7 [...]
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By Jeff on Jun 10, 2011 in Daily Distractions, Daily Scare, Lists, Music | 5 Comments

Worst merch table ever… Step right up and buy some crap… Discounted Merchandise You Don’t Want Sold By Bands & Musicians You Don’t Like!
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By Jeff on Mar 10, 2011 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News, Twitter | 0 Comments

We know you’ll be very busy at SXSW so we’ve supplied you with all the tweets you’ll need beforehand so you can let everyone know what you’re up to (and who you are trying to cozy up to) easily. Just copy, paste and tweet. Oh, and don’t you dare forget the hashtag.
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By Jeff on Dec 30, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News, Time Wasters | 0 Comments

# Toys
# Sacks of Grain
# Timeshare Vacations
# Smart Fortwo Car Two-Packs
# Refurbished Nooks
# Nuova Simonelli Espresso Machines
# Barstools
# Karate Lessons
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By Jeff on Dec 28, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News | 0 Comments

Do everything humanly possible to draw attention to myself every time I drive my car.
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By Jeff on Dec 9, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Gift Ideas, Lists | 0 Comments

# Official Tea Party merchandise now available! Children’s Tea Party Set. $17.76. Colors: white only.
# iPad “Car Steering Wheel Controller” app now $4.99. iPad “Car Steering Wheel Controller” app now $4.99. Amazon Deal of The Day! WikiLeaks Audio Box Set as read by Icky Woods. And More!
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By Jeff on Oct 7, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News, Time Wasters | 19 Comments

The Mathletes Club here at UsedWigs High have compiled a classroom full of actors who were well past their teenage years when they portrayed high-schoolers on the big and small screens
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By Jeff on Oct 3, 2010 in Comedy, Daily Distractions, Lists, Time Wasters, Twitter | 3 Comments

I will help you find some very funny people on Twitter. Twitter is a contest and every day I pick the winner (except for Sundays, that’s when the Lord and I rest). This is a good place to find the funny people on Twitter.
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