Category: Lists

Best of 2011 »

Best Performance: Mike, when he dropped his entire burrito on the sidewalk. What a dick move. Best Words with Friends Game: That time I finally beat Margo (who always cheats, hate her!!). Best Song: I like that Forster People’s song Emily keeps singing in her cube. She’s got a good voice. Best Album: That Strokes [...]

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Favorite Modern Holiday/Christmas Songs »

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A bit tired of hearing Bruce babbling on about Clarence getting a new sax for Christmas? Us too. Here’s a holly jolly roundup of some little-known originals and some well-known classics done by some of our favorite modern (mostly indie) artists. Have a favorite tune you wish to share? Just Post a Comment (bottom of [...]

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Baby Names Found in Your Home »

With our schools being overrun with Sophias, Emmas, Jacobs and Ethans, finding new inspiration for naming our children is a must. Look no further than the safe confines of your home. Just open up the cabinets! Smucker Pam Beano Dyson Oral B. Cremora Flonase Ortega Comet Summer Eve Stouffer Drano Brawny Baco Dixie Monistat 7 [...]

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Discounted Band Merchandise You Definitely Don’t Want »

Worst merch table ever… Step right up and buy some crap… Discounted Merchandise You Don’t Want Sold By Bands & Musicians You Don’t Like!

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Your 2011 SXSW Tweets »

We know you’ll be very busy at SXSW so we’ve supplied you with all the tweets you’ll need beforehand so you can let everyone know what you’re up to (and who you are trying to cozy up to) easily. Just copy, paste and tweet. Oh, and don’t you dare forget the hashtag.

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Things Now Sold in My Local Borders Bookstore Besides Books »

# Toys
# Sacks of Grain
# Timeshare Vacations
# Smart Fortwo Car Two-Packs
# Refurbished Nooks
# Nuova Simonelli Espresso Machines
# Barstools
# Karate Lessons

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New Year’s Resolutions Made By That Old Guy in Your Town Who Drives The Classic Car »

Do everything humanly possible to draw attention to myself every time I drive my car.

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Holiday Shopping Tips and Hot Items for 2010 »

# Official Tea Party merchandise now available! Children’s Tea Party Set. $17.76. Colors: white only.
# iPad “Car Steering Wheel Controller” app now $4.99. iPad “Car Steering Wheel Controller” app now $4.99. Amazon Deal of The Day! WikiLeaks Audio Box Set as read by Icky Woods. And More!

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Actors Who Were Too Old to Play Teens But Did Anyway »

The Mathletes Club here at UsedWigs High have compiled a classroom full of actors who were well past their teenage years when they portrayed high-schoolers on the big and small screens

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Quality Tweets of The Day! »

I will help you find some very funny people on Twitter. Twitter is a contest and every day I pick the winner (except for Sundays, that’s when the Lord and I rest). This is a good place to find the funny people on Twitter.

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