By Jeff on Oct 3, 2010 in Comedy, Daily Distractions, Lists, Time Wasters, Twitter | 3 Comments

I will help you find some very funny people on Twitter. Twitter is a contest and every day I pick the winner (except for Sundays, that’s when the Lord and I rest). This is a good place to find the funny people on Twitter.
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By Jeff on Sep 23, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists | 0 Comments

NASA Releases Incredible Photos on Flickr The 1987 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship Dissecting a Mitch Albom Parade Magazine Article The Quadrotor Drone Learns Several Terrifying New Tricks The Museum of Soviet Arcade Games Shark Sleeping Bag ISO50 Prints Never Say No To The Panda George Lucas Stole Chewbacca, But It’s Okay Girls’s Costume Warehouse [...]
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By Jeff on Aug 27, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, Twitter | 1 Comment

“What do you see yourself Tweeting five years from now?” “Please use harness in a sentence about social media. Great, now pretend I’m a client and use it five different times in one short conversation.”
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By Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 in Lists | 14 Comments

Sorry Kids, no Disney this year.
“Staycation” is a grim word. It reminds us our economy is deeply clogged in the crapper and our savings accounts are filled with pennies, tumbleweeds and broken dreams. It’s also a very lame word to say. If you gotta partake in one of these gas-saving, budget vacays at least try something a little different… with a much more descriptive name.
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By Jeff on Jul 6, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News | 2 Comments

No, not until you spontaneously combust in front of me. If by “hot” you mean “ball sweaty,” then yes, it most certainly is. More…
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By SM Shrake on Jun 3, 2010 in Lists | 4 Comments

The most expensive home in America, the old Spelling place in Holmby Hills, CA (called The Manor) has “rooms just for gift-wrapping and just for silver and china display…” among many other special rooms. I guess everyone requires different facilities in their domicile. Some people really want an iMax theatre in their house. Some people [...]
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By SM Shrake on Jan 21, 2010 in Lists | 14 Comments

Don’t you hate being forced to use public bathrooms? It’s twenty f*cking ten (20f*cking10), can we finally be given some human dignity instead of being asked to just expose ourselves like animals? Stalls are for cattle, not people. Whose idea were group bathrooms? Some perverted Nazi architect’s? Logical question: Do we let strangers hang out [...]
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By Todd Marrone on Dec 30, 2009 in Lists, Twitter | 9 Comments

Michael Jackson: Hyperbaric oxygen chamber stocks plummeted this morning. OR The Thriller video, now 12% spookier. Les Paul: Les is no more. Farrah Fawcett: Farrah had a killer ass. Billy Mays: There will never be another Billy Mays, mostly due to lack of interest. Oral Roberts: Today, lying lost one of its greatest champions. Ed [...]
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By Russ Starke on Dec 30, 2009 in Lists, Music | 6 Comments

That’s right, Russ’s favorite. Not claiming to be an exhaustive list or a definitive list. So don’t tell me it was criminal of me to ignore the latest Jimmy Buffet album. It was downright heroic.
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By Jeff on Dec 29, 2009 in Lists, Music | 0 Comments

Okay, not better, but hopefully a bit different than most lists out there. 2009 was not my favorite year for music or for Jennifer Garner/Matthew McConaughey romcoms, but we’ll save that hot-button topic for another day. For the most part, the belles of the blog ball left this cranky old fella yawning, not fawning — [...]
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