By Jeff on Jun 9, 2011 in Movie Trailer Reviews | 1 Comment

“Hey bad guy, you point your little stick at me and say some silly old-timey words (Excelsior!), then I’ll point my stick at you and say some silly old-timey words. One of us will eventually die. (it will be you.)”
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By Jeff on Feb 15, 2011 in Daily Distractions, Movie Trailer Reviews | 0 Comments

Kudos to the award-winning Philly film crew The Nectar of the Gods for tackling an important topic and doing it with style, grace, humor and of course the the gratuitous shots of topless men we’ve come to expect from their work.
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By Jeff on Oct 5, 2010 in Movie Trailer Reviews, Music | 0 Comments

I tire easily of creaky old heavy metal bands but I still love Motörhead and the always entertaining Lemmy. In addition to being a groundbreaking bad ass, he’s a very funny chap who could not love his job more. If you’re a fan of gravel chomping punk bands like me (Leatherface, Hot Water Music, old Jawbreaker), I’m sure Lemmy is cool with you too.
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By Jeff on Aug 20, 2010 in Movie Trailer Reviews, Movies | 0 Comments

Like it or not, Jennifer Aniston movies will always be made. Even if her next 3 movies earn $30 each and secret phone tapes are released of her saying Haiti deserved it, Hollywood will not stop putting this Friend in films.
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By Jeff on Aug 13, 2010 in Movie Trailer Reviews, Movies | 2 Comments

It’s about good-looking, bland white people being white and bland. Two guys, one cupcake. Who will she pick? I’m guessing one of them. I don’t think we care.
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By Jeff on Apr 23, 2010 in Movie Trailer Reviews, Movies, Music | 4 Comments

Rush was the second concert I ever attended so the band and that particular show hold a nice cozy place in my heart. The event also spawned a favorite embarrassing moment from my always-awkward, music-obsessed youth. I was a freshman in high school on this momentous rock occasion and very very excited to see another live show (The Who at JFK Stadium in Philly was my first show, seventh grade, sober the entire show, I swear).
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By Jeff on Apr 1, 2010 in Movie Trailer Reviews, Movies | 0 Comments

These babies look pretty cool. Just keep them off airplanes… am I right or am I right, folks!
More: trailers.apple.com
In Theaters: May 7, 2010
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By Jeff on Jan 22, 2010 in Movie Trailer Reviews, Movies | 1 Comment

I like this concept: a comedy that actually looks funny. Cyrus – A recently divorced guy meets the woman of his dreams. Then he meets her son. Starring John C. Reilly, Marisa Tomei, Jonah Hill and Catherine Keener.
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By Jeff on Oct 12, 2009 in Movie Trailer Reviews, Movies | 0 Comments

For kicks, let’s say you are Brett Ratner or McG and you completely lose your shit (yes, even more shit-brained than usual) and you ask one of those mouth-breathing apes on “The Hills” (or any of those MTV scripted reality shows) to write and cast your next movie — I know, it’s not so far-fetched [...]
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By Jeff on Aug 18, 2009 in Movie Trailer Reviews, Movies | 4 Comments

Movie Trailer Review: “Love Happens” and “How Jennifer Aniston Picks a Movie” One year ago in the office of Jennifer Aniston’s agent. Agent: Hiya Jen, thanks for coming in. You look fabulous. I’ve been reading over some scripts and I thought we’d try something different, you know, to keep you career on this great upward trajectory.
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