Sorry Juno, Michael Cera has found himself a new gal and she seems a lot less yappy. Good news for everyone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gYTEWGVYwg

 
What the…?! A movie about a swarthy Spanish gentleman having a lot of sex! And Penelope Cruz is also in it… having a lot sex! Holy shit, we haven’t seen a groundbreaking cinematic innovation like this since… well, um, last week and the week before that and pretty much every single time there is a [...]

I could swear to christ that Jim Carrey made this exact movie a couple years back, no?. Either way, ugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqcXiDI_fHY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cr7pcPG8Hc

 
There are many great mysteries in the world that will never be solved. The impetus behind the creation of this movie is the great mystery I am most concerned with today. I’m thinking a producer with a face full of blow was barking out the following orders to his bewildered assistants:

“Hey, that ugly kid from [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zqWqh9N7rI

 
Remember on “Mork & Mindy” when the writers had that really bad idea and made Mork give birth to a 6-feet-tall, 50-year-old obese adult played by Jonathan Winters? I do, and boy was it creepy. Oddly enough, that’s pretty much the plot of this new Brad Pitt film:
This movie tells the story of the life [...]

Righteous Kill
In Theatres: September 12th, 2008
Producer: “Hey, I’m doing another cop movie, I need two older Italians — one over-the-top loudmouth and one sourpuss mumbler — to play veteran NYC detectives who must solve a blah blah blah.
Central Typecasting: “You mean Di Niro and Pacino, right?”
Producer: “Exactly”
Central Typecasting: “You got ‘em both, no problem. I [...]

 
Being an X-Files fan I was very excited for another big screen adventure starring my old pals Mulder and Scully, but after viewing this pedestrian little teaser, I’m now a bit wary. Some chick runs afoul of an Ice Road Trucker and he makes a popsicle out of her? Is that the best Chris Carter [...]

Psycho killers Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees made masks scary. Then masks got silly and all too commonplace in horror movies thanks to films like Scream. Now, I am glad to say, they are quite frightening once again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0AWCFcI5c8

 
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Based on the box office of Dewy Cox and Semi-Pro, I think Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly will be begging their agents to find them the most indie, non-comedy project out there just to stave off the negative overexposure comments. Probably a smart movie. We could all use a break.
But before these two grow [...]