Behold the new documentary by the guy who brought you the fontatsic film Helvetica. This one is about product design and consumerism. It will tell you why you must must must have the impeccably-designed Leica point-and-shoot, even if the Canon takes better photos. If you’re a designer or artsy type, you will no doubt enjoy [...]

The straight-laced Paul Rudd and the wild and crazy Jason Segel becoming friends? No fucking way! Can’t you see one is neat and the other is a slob! That kind of friendship is damn near impossible I tell you! Impossible! Hollywood wouldn’t know how to handle such a crazy, mind-boggling concept… What? You’re saying they [...]

Looks pretty rockin’! Reminds me of my younger days when I went through the “Weapons X Program” at my college. I was dubbed “Acid Wash” because of my impeccably pegged jeans. My mutant power was expertly avoiding confrontation at all costs. I was kicked out after two weeks. Casting News: Lots of bad-ass mutants appear [...]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eD9dQOej7M[/youtube] This holiday film looks grim for many reasons, the most apparent is the extremely odd pairing of the two stars. The massive and drunk-faced Vince Vaughn matched with the petite and fresh-faced Reese Witherspoon looks more like a kidnapping than a couple. Ellen DeGeneres and Bill Pullman in the classic “Mr. Wrong” were more [...]

Sorry Juno, Michael Cera has found himself a new gal and she seems a lot less yappy. Good news for everyone.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gYTEWGVYwg[/youtube]   What the…?! A movie about a swarthy Spanish gentleman having a lot of sex! And Penelope Cruz is also in it… having a lot sex! Holy shit, we haven’t seen a groundbreaking cinematic innovation like this since… well, um, last week and the week before that and pretty much every single time there [...]

I could swear to christ that Jim Carrey made this exact movie a couple years back, no?. Either way, ugh. [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZqcXiDI_fHY[/youtube]

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Cr7pcPG8Hc[/youtube]   There are many great mysteries in the world that will never be solved. The impetus behind the creation of this movie is the great mystery I am most concerned with today. I’m thinking a producer with a face full of blow was barking out the following orders to his bewildered assistants: “Hey, that [...]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zqWqh9N7rI[/youtube]   Remember on “Mork & Mindy” when the writers had that really bad idea and made Mork give birth to a 6-feet-tall, 50-year-old obese adult played by Jonathan Winters? I do, and boy was it creepy. Oddly enough, that’s pretty much the plot of this new Brad Pitt film: This movie tells the story [...]

Righteous Kill In Theatres: September 12th, 2008 Producer: “Hey, I’m doing another cop movie, I need two older Italians — one over-the-top loudmouth and one sourpuss mumbler — to play veteran NYC detectives who must solve a blah blah blah. Central Typecasting: “You mean Di Niro and Pacino, right?” Producer: “Exactly” Central Typecasting: “You got [...]