In what appears to be a reality show first, that contestant you really didn’t care one way or the other about who just got eliminated from that reality show you kind-of like, ended her brief and unspectacular stint on the show by saying,
“Hey America, this is definitely the last you will see of me!”
“Yep, I’m [...]

“The pool effin rules!” Declares a visibly inebriated Louie sitting spread eagle in his pool. “Why drag my sexy ass down to the beach when I got everything I need right here. Can you drink beer on the beach? No. Can you smoke cigarettes on the beach? Not this year. Can you pee on the beach without getting up? No. Well I can do it all right here.”

It’s Independence Day weekend and that means we drag out a dusty old bit of hack comedy from The UsedWigs Vault. Enjoy:
Prosthetics Company Looks Forward to Fourth of July Celebrations
“I’m not going out on a limb saying our business explodes during the Fourth of July,” said an eager and grinning Jerry Dornhoffer, VP of marketing [...]

“I’ve won some smaller intergalactic competitions sponsored by the United Federation of Planets, and this earth-based victory will definitely add to my ongoing education and skill set. I’m only 127 years old and I really want to open my own place while I am still young. I’m thinking a Vulcan/Asian fusion place in San Fran or my home province of Raal.”

While the popular open content, online encyclopedia has both critics and fans alike, no one can question Wikipedia’s flawless ability to clarify in great detail the often-asked questions, “Is Steve Howe still in Asia?”, “Hey man, are they still touring?” and “Is that John Wetton singing, it really doesn’t sound like him, especially on Sole [...]

Philadelphia - Vicki Larkin was worried. Her boyfriend Scott seemed depressed. He was sleeping late, acting grumpy and thumbing his nose at any suggestion of exercise or a change to a healthier lifestyle.
Scott plays bass in Cousin Tweedy, a popular Philly-based alt-country band that gigs about three to four times a week. Scott stays [...]

Buying a shirt is hard. Especially for a guy in his 30s. The high end of the 30s.
If you enjoy the pseudo-sport of golf, there is an abundance of clothes to fit your low-impact lifestyle. Every department store on earth has that perfect pair of pleated Dockers and prosaic blue golf shirt you’ve been eyeing [...]

In an attempt to make friends at his new school, Leo Jeffries started a Scrabble® Club. The skinny, 14-year-old Freshman was shocked to find out that an esteemed learning institution like Manasquan High School did not already have a Scrabble® club.
Within a day of posting fifty bright yellow “Do You Dabble in Scrabble?” flyers in [...]

After 26 months of almost 100-percent inactivity, OviTech Solutions’ office shower has been designated the new official storage area for copy paper, file folders and presentation binders. Office manager Pam Superstein made the announcement in an intra-office email.
The audibly disappointed Superstein described the situation,”When they first designed the office, we had high [...]