By Jeff on Aug 27, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, Office Humor, Twitter | 1 Comment
“What do you see yourself Tweeting five years from now?” “Please use harness in a sentence about social media. Great, now pretend I’m a client and use it five different times in one short conversation.”
Continue »By Jeff on Aug 17, 2010 in News, Office Humor | 1 Comment
After 26 months of almost 100-percent inactivity, OviTech Solutions’ office shower has been designated the new official storage area for copy paper, file folders and presentation binders. Office manager Pam Superstein made the announcement in an intra-office email.
Continue »By Jeff on Jul 6, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News, Office Humor | 2 Comments
No, not until you spontaneously combust in front of me. If by “hot” you mean “ball sweaty,” then yes, it most certainly is. More…
Continue »By Jeff on Feb 8, 2010 in Daily Distractions, News, Office Humor, Tech | 5 Comments
Commental Error- This is when a Facebook rookie or clueless user makes a completely off-topic comment on your post thread instead of posting directly on your wall or sending you a message. Misguided Missive – The king of newbie mistakes, inadvertently “posting” (publicly) on someone’s wall instead of sending them a “message” (privately).
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By Jeff on May 27, 2008 in Office Humor | 2 Comments
Approach coworker in cubicle, office or common area. Ask coworker how his/her Memorial Day Weekend was. As soon as he/she opens mouth to respond, interrupt immediately and relate in excruciating detail every single thing you did from Friday afternoon to Monday night without taking a breath. Leave. Approach new coworker. Repeat.
Continue »By Jeff on Mar 31, 2008 in Daily Distractions, Office Humor, Photography, Tech | 0 Comments
Green Before Green was Hot: Those thrifty and stylish recyclists and reusers at ReadyMade are now offering a digital edition of an entire printed issue. Make sure you take a look-see at the cool, recycled sheds near the back. It would make for a nice weekend project, if a weekend consisted of 250 days. While [...]
Continue »By Jeff on Feb 19, 2008 in Office Humor | 4 Comments
FYI, there are Munchkins in our kitchen again, like 50 of ‘em, so if your in the West Philly area and you need a treat, please stop by. Be quick though, all the chocolate are gone already, and a big marketing strategizing session just let out so, you know, they’re gonna go fast. Looks like [...]
Continue »By Jeff on Feb 8, 2008 in News, Office Humor | 0 Comments
“Wendy works from home quite a lot, and she sends emails every couple of hours to prove she’s actually being productive. Must be a pain typing in the old iPhone while you’re on the stair climber at the gym, driving to the shore or hitting the sale racks at Bloomingdales?”
Continue »By Jeff on Nov 25, 2007 in Daily Distractions, Lists, Office Humor, Poppin | 24 Comments
Why offend when confronted with people’s questionable taste? Just answer politely with the following meaningless responses. Sample:
Situation: You are served horrible food at a friend’s house.
Response: “I can tell this is homemade.”
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