Category: Office Humor

New Facebook Terms You Should Know! »

Commental Error- This is when a Facebook rookie or clueless user makes a completely off-topic comment on your post thread instead of posting directly on your wall or sending you a message. Misguided Missive – The king of newbie mistakes, inadvertently “posting” (publicly) on someone’s wall instead of sending them a “message” (privately).

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Passive Aggressive Email Boxing »

More: Super News

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Post-Holiday Office Chat Protocol »

Approach coworker in cubicle, office or common area.
Ask coworker how his/her Memorial Day Weekend was.
As soon as he/she opens mouth to respond, interrupt immediately and relate in excruciating detail every single thing you did from Friday afternoon to Monday night without taking a breath.
Leave. Approach new coworker. Repeat.

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ReadyMade Goes Digital, Free Photoshop, Wine, Hipster Bashing and Bar Tricks »

A shed from ReadyMade

Green Before Green was Hot: Those thrifty and stylish recyclists and reusers at ReadyMade are now offering a digital edition of an entire printed issue. Make sure you take a look-see at the cool, recycled sheds near the back. It would make for a nice weekend project, if a weekend consisted of 250 days. While [...]

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Subject: Munchkins in Kitchen »

FYI, there are Munchkins in our kitchen again, like 50 of ‘em, so if your in the West Philly area and you need a treat, please stop by.

Be quick though, all the chocolate are gone already, and a big marketing strategizing session just let out so, you know, they’re gonna go fast. Looks like [...]

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Much-Heralded Office Shower Becomes Less-Heralded Storage Area »

After 26 months of almost 100-percent inactivity, OviTech Solutions’ office shower has been designated the new official storage area for copy paper, file folders and presentation binders. Office manager Pam Superstein made the announcement in an intra-office email.

The audibly disappointed Superstein described the situation,”When they first designed the office, we had high [...]

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Woman 'Working from Home' Sends Strategically-Timed Emails, Fools No One »

“Wendy works from home quite a lot, and she sends emails every couple of hours to prove she’s actually being productive. Must be a pain typing in the old iPhone while you’re on the stair climber at the gym, driving to the shore or hitting the sale racks at Bloomingdales?”

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Useful Noncommittal Responses »

noncomittal

Why offend when confronted with people’s questionable taste? Just answer politely with the following meaningless responses. Sample:
Situation: You are served horrible food at a friend’s house.
Response: “I can tell this is homemade.”

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Boy Genius Finishes College at 10, Stuck in Crappy Job at 11 »

Mozart wrote his first concerto at age five. Tiger Woods learned to play golf at three. And now Madison, New Jersey’s own child prodigy Jason Park is stuck in a crappy job at age 11.

Under the home-school guidance of his mother, Park finished high school at the age of six. He then breezed through college [...]

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Smokers Stay Healthy in The Workplace »

King of Prussia, PA – According to the latest Occupational Safety & Health Administration (OSHA) report, people who smoke cigarettes are significantly less likely to fall victim to workplace injuries.

OSHA spokesperson Jerry Reinert explains, “Because your average smoker spends a third of his/her day outside of the office smoking cigarettes, they are at least 33% [...]

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