Category: Office Humor

Post-Holiday Office Chat Protocol »

Approach coworker in cubicle, office or common area.
Ask coworker how his/her Memorial Day Weekend was.
As soon as he/she opens mouth to respond, interrupt immediately and relate in excruciating detail every single thing you did from Friday afternoon to Monday night without taking a breath.
Leave. Approach new coworker. Repeat.

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ReadyMade Goes Digital, Free Photoshop, Wine, Hipster Bashing and Bar Tricks »

Green Before Green was Hot: Those thrifty and stylish recyclists and reusers at ReadyMade are now offering a digital edition of an entire printed issue. Make sure you take a look-see at the cool, recycled sheds near the back. It would make for a nice weekend project, if a weekend consisted of 250 days. While [...]

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Much-Heralded Office Shower Becomes Less-Heralded Storage Area »

After 26 months of almost 100-percent inactivity, OviTech Solutions’ office shower has been designated the new official storage area for copy paper, file folders and presentation binders. Office manager Pam Superstein made the announcement in an intra-office email.
The audibly disappointed Superstein described the situation,”When they first designed the office, we had high [...]

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Woman ‘Working from Home’ Sends Strategically-Timed Emails, Fools No One »

“Wendy works from home quite a lot, and she sends emails every couple of hours to prove she’s actually being productive. Must be a pain typing in the old iPhone while you’re on the stair climber at the gym, driving to the shore or hitting the sale racks at Bloomingdales?”

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Satish is Pretty Certain Glen Will Die on The Toilet »

King of Prussia, PA - “Call it really bad luck, but every time I use the bathroom, Glen the sales guy is in the stall next to me making ungodly sounds,” reports IT consultant Satish Patel from the safe confines of his office. “I honestly believe Glen is going to die on the toilet.”
“I was [...]

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Boy Genius Finishes College at 10, Stuck in Crappy Job at 11 »

Mozart wrote his first concerto at age five. Tiger Woods learned to play golf at three. And now Madison, New Jersey’s own child prodigy Jason Park is stuck in a crappy job at age 11.
Under the home-school guidance of his mother, Park finished high school at the age of six. He then breezed through college [...]

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Smokers Stay Healthy in The Workplace »

King of Prussia, PA - According to the latest Occupational Safety & Health Administration (OSHA) report, people who smoke cigarettes are significantly less likely to fall victim to workplace injuries.
OSHA spokesperson Jerry Reinert explains, “Because your average smoker spends a third of his/her day outside of the office smoking cigarettes, they are at least 33% [...]

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