By Jeff on Nov 6, 2007 in News, Office Humor | 67 Comments
Under the home-school guidance of his mother, Park finished high school at the age of six. He then breezed through college by the time he was eight and capped off his accelerated education by receiving his MBA from Villanova University at the tender age of 10. Now the precocious young man is a first-year consultant with a financial consulting firm making 58K a year, working 70-hour weeks and hating every minute of it.
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By Jeff on Oct 15, 2007 in News, Office Humor | 1 Comment
King of Prussia, PA – According to the latest Occupational Safety & Health Administration (OSHA) report, people who smoke cigarettes are significantly less likely to fall victim to workplace injuries. OSHA spokesperson Jerry Reinert explains, “Because your average smoker spends a third of his/her day outside of the office smoking cigarettes, they are at least [...]
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By Jeff on Apr 28, 2005 in News, Office Humor | 2 Comments
The much heralded daredevil who has survived such stunts as being buried alive and being turned into a human ice cube, has never had a real day job and did not know what to expect. After his first 10-hour day, filled with four different meetings and two conference calls with needy clients, Blaine was extremely fatigued and found wandering around the kitchen in a daze looking for coffee creamers.
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By Jeff on Jan 15, 2004 in News, Office Humor | 7 Comments
“Glen is in very bad shape. He eats two McGriddles for breakfast every morning, Big Macs for lunch every day, smokes cigars, drinks only coffee and scotch, and watches Rock of Love, you know, real vile behavior.”
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