Olympic Event Enhancements »
By Jeff on Aug 15, 2008 in Lists, News, Sports | 0 Comments
The Olympics sure are fun to watch, but not every event is as thrilling as it could be. Here are some simple enhancement suggestions:
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Mikey P's Olympic Recap »
By Jeff on Aug 14, 2008 in Sports | 0 Comments
Tired of listening to that little NBC android Bob Costas going on and on about America’s new boyfriend Michael Phelps? Then do what I do and check in with Brooklyn Brother’s Mikey P. for a succinct and incisive daily recap of the 2008 Olympic Games: “Yesterday the US men had disappointing days in both Gymnastics [...]
Continue »Ultra-Marathoner Admits He Just Hates His Family »
By Jeff on Aug 5, 2008 in News, Sports | 22 Comments
“I’m motivated by that ‘Not-seeing-my-family-high’ that many runners get after logging in a few miles on the pavement. It makes all the leg cramps, eroded cartilage, third-degree sunburn, pants crapping, and the intense stabbing pain the jets up through my spine every time I begin to move my feet all worth it.”
Continue »Blackwater Unit Joins Army Football Team »
By Jeff on Oct 16, 2007 in News, Sports | 0 Comments
West Point, N.Y. – In a move to shore up protection for the Black Knights ailing backfield, the coaching staff at the esteemed West Point Military Academy took a page from the presidents’ playbook and contracted Blackwater USA mercenaries to play offensive line. “Our quarterbacks have been getting beaten up pretty bad lately and we [...]
Continue »World's Weakest Man Competition Debuts on New ESPN 3 Channel »
By Jeff on Oct 4, 2007 in News, Sports | 8 Comments
This story and more now available in handy-dandy book form, perfect for the study or bathroom! “Jeff Lyons takes his best satiric news, pop culture musings, oddly interesting lists and other quality workday distractions from his popular website UsedWigs.com and puts them in a handy little book perfect for a quiet night in the study [...]
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