This is strictly for 8% of the UsedWigs readership, guys only, ladies need not go any further. Watch as Colbert makes a minor oopsie while Canada’s greatest export entertains all of us erstwhile dungeon masters and 4th-level dwarves. Viva las Rush!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvEVV2BJw08

Green is a comic book nerd with a sharp wit who keeps out of the tabloids and takes on some interesting projects. Sure, he’s done his fair share of crap movies, but he always keeps his cool, droll demeanor in tact no matter how bad the film is. You must give the brother a lot of credit, being a diminutive red-headed guy doesn’t exactly open a lot of doors for you in Tinseltown.

First of all, hiiii! I always like to give a warm Southern welcome to my readers, y’all! As some of you who follow my exploits know, I’m working like a rented mule to become the Ultimate Washington Insider (UWI), which is not easy when you’re looking down the barrel of the big Five-O, do not [...]

Here’s Some Crap We Used To Eat in The Morning: Retro Kids Cereals. Um, hey Kelloggs — and you probably know this by now — but using the word “Log” in any food product name does paint the tastiest picture. {via WFMU}
High-Tech Gossip: Over the years Porn websites have been credited with a slew of technological innovations, [...]

“I’ve won some smaller intergalactic competitions sponsored by the United Federation of Planets, and this earth-based victory will definitely add to my ongoing education and skill set. I’m only 127 years old and I really want to open my own place while I am still young. I’m thinking a Vulcan/Asian fusion place in San Fran or my home province of Raal.”

But, wow! They sure did a real number on Dana Carvey here! She, I’m sorry, He has absolutely now facial features left. Click the above photo to enlarge, if you dare, to suck in his sweet, baby-bottom-smooth face and soccer mom on the go hair do.

Mmmmm Soupy! Like most of you, I despise E! and the cavalcade of D-list shit they parade in front of us. I try to ignore it as much as possible but I do make an exception for the wonderfully smart-ass Joel McHale and his crack team of brave souls who watch the worst of the [...]

The only thing more painful for Peter Brady than putting up with his dopey pothead wife is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZMBxnhN8s

 
“Celebrity Circus” debuts on June 11 at 9:30pm ET on NBC. Here’s the rest of the C-listers who will be injuring themselves for our pleasure.
Also on the Peacock Network this summer… I know it sucked last season, but [...]

Here’s a quick list of things that distracted me from productivity today:
Top Chef Continues to Rule: Lisa, The Mean Self-Serving Hack, Lives To Cook Another Day {via Gawker}. Awesomely angry Dale gets the boot while flavor-free Lisa gets a stay of execution! How dare you, my sweet Padma! Despite this large misstep, the show [...]