Use Twitter as a convenient vessel for humoring yourself during the day, a little joke feed if you will. In seconds you can set up a Twitter account and follow some of your favorite comedians. Successful comedians work at night and have all afternoon to waste. When they’re not bothering their agents about roles they didn’t get, they tweet. A lot.

Michael Jackson: Hyperbaric oxygen chamber stocks plummeted this morning. OR The Thriller video, now 12% spookier.
Les Paul: Les is no more.
Farrah Fawcett: Farrah had a killer ass.
Billy Mays: There will never be another Billy Mays, mostly due to lack of interest.
Oral Roberts: Today, lying lost one of its greatest champions.
Ed McMahon: Now, only 25% of [...]

I enjoy Twitter but I try to ignore most tweeting group activities. I did however have some free time this past Saturday night (okay, every Saturday night) and partook in the nonsense that swept the Twitter nation: #oneletteroffmovies

Todd

The Learning Channel is perfect if what you want to “learn” about is dwarfism.
For a stuffed animal, the worst assignment must be roadside memorial.
After spending Friday night with Metric, gallon, inch and pound won’t return my phone calls: http://twitpic.com/81n6h
Our pet cat seemed so important to me… until we had our son. Our son seemed [...]

Your Clients Stink! Every last one of of ‘em! Here’s another very bad client video.

Don’t End Up Here: Someday Twitter will be populated with informative, fun and  self-deprecating tweets ONLY (oh, and the occasional website plug, of course).  Until then, this new website must exist: “Where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve”: http://tweetingtoohard.com

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Jeff

Launch of the World’s Largest Model Rocket: http://tr.im/k1fI (not to be confused with Lunch of the World’s Largest Model)
Watching the Duggars pack. They’re heading to NYC. Wish I could stop watching, but Jesus won’t let me.
Love the bad, fake Nirvana and Fugazi drops ESPN uses on Sports Center. Just a couple notes away from a [...]