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By Jeff on Feb 24, 2012 in Daily Distractions, Photography, Twitter | 0 Comments

By Jeff on Feb 24, 2012 in Daily Distractions, Photography, Twitter | 0 Comments
By Jeff on Dec 23, 2011 in Daily Distractions, Events, Podcast, Twitter | 0 Comments

Topics: Holiday Fun, Worst Gifts Ever Given, Worst Gifts Ever Received, Dating Do’s and Don’ts, Gift Cards, Homemade Bikes, Fruit Presents, Hiding Twitter from Coworkers, People Being Horrible on Twitter, Men’s Fragrances, Tiny Husbands, Awkward Hugs, Best-Selling Christmas Music, Uncanny Valley, New Year’s Eve Hookups and The Kinks.
Continue »By Jeff on Jun 1, 2011 in Daily Distractions, Twitter | 2 Comments

Many of our readers are old and afraid of Twitter so we post some of our tweets here, a less frightening place. If you’re not scared of the popular microblogging platform, you can follow us. It’s like our podcast but without all the stuttering, boner sound effects and outright lies. Latest Tweets… Cousin Oliver Twist [...]
Continue »By Jeff on May 6, 2011 in Daily Distractions, Twitter | 0 Comments

Many of our readers are old and afraid of Twitter so we post some of our tweets here, a less frightening place. If you’re not scared of the popular microblogging platform, you can follow us. It’s like our podcast but without all the stuttering, boner sound effects and outright lies. Latest Tweets… Navy Seal who [...]
Continue »By Jeff on Apr 19, 2011 in Twitter | 0 Comments

We are busy gearing up for our new live podcast (big announcement on Friday!). Until then, stay in touch with us via TWITTER. You can follow us here. It’s like the podcast without all the stuttering, bickering and outright lies. Latest Tweets: Much like the Moon Landing, I believe the Knot’s Landing was also a [...]
Continue »By Jeff on Mar 10, 2011 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News, Twitter | 0 Comments

We know you’ll be very busy at SXSW so we’ve supplied you with all the tweets you’ll need beforehand so you can let everyone know what you’re up to (and who you are trying to cozy up to) easily. Just copy, paste and tweet. Oh, and don’t you dare forget the hashtag.
Continue »By Jeff on Feb 10, 2011 in Comedy, Daily Distractions, Twitter | 0 Comments

I know a lot of you still don’t use Twitter because you think it’s a colossal waste of time teeming with nothing but “I’m so busy! LOL!” and “I’m still so busy! LOLZ!” updates. Very true. But if you’re into wasting time and enjoy a tee-hee or two, you might want to give Twitter a look see. You don’t need to tweet (congrats on the self-restraint), you can just have the window open and enjoy some chuckles.
Continue »By Jeff on Nov 4, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Time Wasters, Twitter | 0 Comments
By Jeff on Oct 3, 2010 in Comedy, Daily Distractions, Lists, Time Wasters, Twitter | 3 Comments

I will help you find some very funny people on Twitter. Twitter is a contest and every day I pick the winner (except for Sundays, that’s when the Lord and I rest). This is a good place to find the funny people on Twitter.
Continue »By Jeff on Aug 27, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, Twitter | 1 Comment

“What do you see yourself Tweeting five years from now?” “Please use harness in a sentence about social media. Great, now pretend I’m a client and use it five different times in one short conversation.”
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