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Many of our readers are old and afraid of Twitter so we post some of our tweets here, a less frightening place. If you’re not scared of the popular microblogging platform, you can follow us. It’s like our podcast but without all the stuttering, boner sound effects and outright lies. Latest Tweets… Cousin Oliver Twist [...]

Many of our readers are old and afraid of Twitter so we post some of our tweets here, a less frightening place. If you’re not scared of the popular microblogging platform, you can follow us. It’s like our podcast but without all the stuttering, boner sound effects and outright lies. Latest Tweets… Navy Seal who [...]

We are busy gearing up for our new live podcast (big announcement on Friday!). Until then, stay in touch with us via TWITTER. You can follow us here. It’s like the podcast without all the stuttering, bickering and outright lies. Latest Tweets: Much like the Moon Landing, I believe the Knot’s Landing was also a [...]

We know you’ll be very busy at SXSW so we’ve supplied you with all the tweets you’ll need beforehand so you can let everyone know what you’re up to (and who you are trying to cozy up to) easily. Just copy, paste and tweet. Oh, and don’t you dare forget the hashtag.

I know a lot of you still don’t use Twitter because you think it’s a colossal waste of time teeming with nothing but “I’m so busy! LOL!” and “I’m still so busy! LOLZ!” updates. Very true. But if you’re into wasting time and enjoy a tee-hee or two, you might want to give Twitter a look see. You don’t need to tweet (congrats on the self-restraint), you can just have the window open and enjoy some chuckles.

Follow @usedwigs on Twitter and you’ll get all this unfiltered wisdom and so much less.

I will help you find some very funny people on Twitter. Twitter is a contest and every day I pick the winner (except for Sundays, that’s when the Lord and I rest). This is a good place to find the funny people on Twitter.

“What do you see yourself Tweeting five years from now?” “Please use harness in a sentence about social media. Great, now pretend I’m a client and use it five different times in one short conversation.”

Camper Von Bikethoven! Give it three weeks until you see a some dumb hipster trying to pull this off. Enjoy some more camper bike photos and paintings, then build your own why don’t cha. via @iamjolly Speaking of… It’s pretty easy to tell the difference between those who bike to work for health reasons …