Puns are THE WORST! Here's proof. "I thought about opening a lemon meringue pie shop but I wasn't willing to take the whisk." and more!
Behold the tweets of some very funny Philly area denizens... a few of them don't live here any more because I guess they're better than us or famous now or whatever.
Name your cat Jeff, then you can tell your coworkers all the cool things you did with Jeff on the weekend.