China Calls in Sick to Work
By Jeff Lyons on Aug 25, 2008 in News
[beep]… “Um, hey (cough cough), I’ll be taking a sick day today. It’s been a crazy couple of weeks and I put in a lot of serious O.T. with the “big show” and I’m like, just really wiped out, ya know. If I see another firework or drum or that Misty May whatever, I’ll seriously hurl… So I’ll be laying in bed, probably just catching up on some “Project Runway”… I know, I heard it sucks this season, but whatever… just need to chill. I’ll definitely be back in work tomorrow, have a huge backlog of authoritarian suppression that needs to be meted out pronto, plus we have to release the noxious smog back in the air. Anywho… anything urgent, just contact Sudan. Bye.”
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