20 More Entertainformation Shows We Need

Scott Shrake

“I Forgot I Had a Baby”

This series follows women suffering from post-partum amnesia. Don’t judge them.

Big People, Small Town

Make room for fatty! Literally! Come on, make room. How many obese folks can fit into the tiny hamlet of Otasse, S.C.? It’s a fight for space — and more space — you won’t want to miss.

“Figure Out This Shower”

The unending variety of shower and bathtub fixtures can be a pain — or a delight! Your host, Pullman Johnstone, travels the world trying out all of its baffling knobs, plugs and other doodads! Join him for those “???” moments in the bathroom.

I’m Allergic to My Own Breath

The agony of sufferers from this rare new allergy is documented. The validity of allergies is also explored with scientists and other experts.

“Raisin’ Snail”

It’s a slow but satisfying life for this family of escargot farmers. That is, until the Dune Buggy rental opens up next door

“Eight Generations Is Enough”

From 104-year-old Verna S. down to her great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter Lauren K., it’s eight generations all alive and living together under one roof! But there’s lots of love and laughs to go around.

Twins Whose Weight Must Total 1,800 Pounds

Fat is definitely the new thin, but these look-alikes really push the envelope (full of cake into their mouths) as they see-saw back and forth but try to maintain an even 1,800 pounds between them. Who gets to gain the extra pounds this week, and who must lose that same amount? It’s double-trouble!

My Secret Offshore Family

‘Donny’ joins the ranks of other furtive double-dippers who have an international second family on the side! Can he keep it a secret from Number 1 Family? Explosive drama is in the mix when mysterious letters start arriving from a third family.

“Foolish Concierges”

A lot can go wrong when tourists’ fates are in the hands of these shifty, lying — and unrepentant! — hotel concierges-for-a-day. They don’t care as long as they get that one day’s pay! Trust them at your own risk.

“Back to Real(i)ty”

Mike was once among the hundreds of Americans currently on a reality show, but he got eliminated. Watch as he tries to cash in on his limited TV notoriety in his new career as a Realtor® .

“Steal That Bike!”

A crew of lovable ragamuffins and their modern-day, non-fictional Fagin (Curt) scour the city for bikes they can nick. Like flies they descend and you shoo them away and they re-descend on your bike and take what’s not nailed down — and what is! Then Curt sells it all back to you later at his bike shop.

“N.U.M.P.”

Not Under My Porch! Sometimes creepy, sometimes weepy, sometimes just plain sweet: The goings-on beneath the slats of Old Grampa Westard’s old-fashioned wooden country porch are sure to entertain. All the action is captured using an infrared heat-sensitive camera for that edgy feel.

“Inappropriate Opthalmologist”

Read the letters out loud for him, please: P, E, R, V, E, R, T. Very good! Now close your eyes for a surprise you never thought you’d experience at the eye doctor’s! You’ll need blue-blockers when doctor gets done with his shocking acts.

Oh, is that only 13? OK, I’ll bring you 7 more pitches next week.

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  • Larva

    oh, thank god there’s more to come…

    What about TRADING DIAPERS, where grandparents trade lives with their grandbabies to see what happens?

    Or how about I’M GONNA GET YOU IN TROUBLE! a tragicomedy of epic proportions…because it’s taking place in Singapore?

  • Larva

    oh, thank god there’s more to come…

    What about TRADING DIAPERS, where grandparents trade lives with their grandbabies to see what happens?

    Or how about I’M GONNA GET YOU IN TROUBLE! a tragicomedy of epic proportions…because it’s taking place in Singapore?

  • Kellion

    Can’t wait for part two.

  • Kellion

    Can’t wait for part two.

  • Scott Too

    I almost peed myself laughing today!

  • Scott Too

    I almost peed myself laughing today!

  • plus-sized butt model

    I saw a great wacky human interest show about the little Philly girl that threw away the baseball her dad caught. wait, that was NBC Nightly news with Brian Williams. he’s so dreamy.

  • plus-sized butt model

    I saw a great wacky human interest show about the little Philly girl that threw away the baseball her dad caught. wait, that was NBC Nightly news with Brian Williams. he’s so dreamy.