Fat Guy TV

By Jeff on Nov 18, 2008 in Ephemera | Comments

Every time I turn on the Food Network I see is Guy Fieri stuffing his fat face with fat-laced diner food. Move over Paula Deen, there's a new artery clogger in town and he's found food more disgusting calorie-rich than the down-home fare you fry up.

Watching Sammy Hagar Lite, or anyone come to think of it, cramming his or her face with giant pieces of food while simultaneously giving the head nod, the thumbs up and the "This is so money!" compliment to the "chef," is not what I call appealing... or enjoyable food-based TV watching. I want to view classy vittles as I down my glass of $7.99 red wine!

Giada gently popping strawberries in her mouth, on the other hand, would be a welcomed reprieve... what's that? Padma just entered the room looking for a tickle fight? Bon Appétit!

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