I love the wonderfully weird world Bridger Winegar inhabits on Twitter. One day he’s documenting his never-ending love/hate relationship with his volleyball team, and the next, he’s dealing with Grandfather’s killer. Winegar is currently a staff writer on “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” and has worked on “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” and “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Enjoy some of my favorite @bridger_w tweets below and then learn more about this map-challenged, Mormon-raised man in this delightful interview with another very funny person, Carey O’Donnell.
Going to call a friend, say I need money ASAP, then, a few hours later, I’ll announce on Facebook I bought a season pass to a water park
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) June 5, 2016
I’ll only say this one more time: Unless you have something really, really urgent to say, please do not visit me in a dream
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) April 10, 2017
I want my friends and family at my funeral, but more than that, I want a mysterious stranger watching from behind a tree
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) March 4, 2017
When I die, instead of being cremated or buried, I’d like my body to be thrown out of a tree onto a group of teens
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) March 20, 2017
Well, well, well. Guess who the grocery store asked to come back soon
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) July 12, 2013
I want to be in one of those Chevy ads, wait for them to reveal the cars, then have such a violent freak out that I have to be tranquilized
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) February 14, 2017
A fun thing to do if you see a CGI monster in a movie is to lean over and whisper to the person next to you, “What else has he been in”
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) January 2, 2015
Honestly, Officer, I wouldn’t have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) July 19, 2014
This election has finally pushed me too far. I’m in a Facebook argument with someone named Ashli
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) October 8, 2016
My new move any time anyone likes one of my Facebook posts is to immediately call them and say, "Couldn't help but notice you liked my post"
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) January 5, 2017
I love nachos. I wish more foods simulated digging through the garbage.
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) October 7, 2012