From the Archive: Man Prefers Kiddie Pool Over Beach

While we’re in the ER recuperating from firecracker wounds, enjoy this tale from a few summers back at the lovely Jersey Shore.

Belmar, NJ - As summer approaches, the denizens of the small NJ beach town of Belmar can look forward to the sights, sounds and smells of the season — hotdogs grilling on the barbeque, sunscreen #30 sticking to alabaster bodies and of course, loud drunks holding court in kiddie pools.

One drunk in particular, Louie Iadochico, a 27-year-old stockbroker trainee from Staten Island, spends the majority of his summer weekends sitting happily in his inflatable, 5-foot diameter kiddie pool.

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Tags: beach • guidos • humor • Jersey Shore • kiddie pools • summer