Lots of incredibly sad news in the world lately so I’m posting some of my favorite tweets from very funny peeps on our FACEBOOK for some much needed cheer. Will be posting a bunch every day this month. Check back often, like every day. Here a peek at what you’ll get:
I call my nephews “Dude” and “Homie” because I’m the cool Aunt! (I don’t know their names.)
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) June 18, 2014
Cute girl at this Starbucks just gave me the “my boyfriend should be here any minute” eyes. — Atman Thakrar (@AtmanThakrar) January 4, 2013
When shopping for a stress relief ball, stay calm and remember that it’s a huge decision. Don’t mess this up! You’re doing it all wrong!!
— Derek Lawler (@RowdyBowden) November 3, 2014
I was homeschooled and our school mascot was a half-unloaded dishwasher. — hope (@hopiecan) January 24, 2014
Soon you will know my wrath pic.twitter.com/PXgJz3vAIN
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) September 29, 2015
I didn't eat enough today and just stood up too fast. Is this modeling? It feels like modeling.
— Don Nichols (@TheDairylandDon) August 12, 2014
If I'm at your home for more than 2 hours, don't be surprised if you look up all of a sudden and I'm in pajamas.
— TokenSuperhero (@MarcusTheToken) February 9, 2015