You’re About to Give Up on Your Health Kick Aren’t You?

Warning signs you’re about to throw in your gym towel:

• You participated in a yoga class while eating a McMuffin.
• You left one of your running shoes on the deck and it now has a plant growing in it.
• You spent Saturday morning ironing all your fat pants.
• You spilled your volatile personal trainer’s Muscle Milk and now you are tied up in his trunk.
• You just liked the Facebook page for Double Chocolate Milanos®.
• You now do the “jerk off” hand motion when you see that 13.1 bumper sticker in the junk drawer.
• You moved your weekly pickup basketball game indoors at that bar with the Pop-a-Shot machine.
• You hid your Zumba instructor on Facebook.
• You were bitten by a venomous mud snake during a 5K Mud Run and had your left leg amputated.
• You are caught up on every TV series everyone is talking about.
• You were secretly relieved when your mountain bike was stolen when you left it on the curb with the FREE BIKE sign on it.
• You own headphones that are perfectly untangled.