Popular Responses to “Hot Enough For Ya?”
By Jeff on Jul 6, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News | 2 Comments
“Hot Enough For Ya?”
- No, not until you spontaneously combust in front of me.
- No, my people were born on the Sun centuries ago and we are impervious to what you humans refer to as heat. Our plan to fry your puny planet to a crisp and enslave your kind is almost complete. Prepare to bow down to the almighty Ra.
- No, I’m not a hot weather pussy.
- No! (Start singing this as loud as you can.)
- If by “hot” you mean “ball sweaty,” then yes, it most certainly is.
- No. In fact, you have severely underestimated my threshold for pain. (Take out lighter and hold flame under your tongue.)
- Dammit Ron, get out of here! Go build your own sweat lodge!
- (Say nothing. Perform the entire “Maniac” routine from Flashdance.)
- Could we please not get into this right now?
- Did someone say “Hot!” (Grab the person by the waist from behind and start singing this as loud as you can.)
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