Holiday Shopping Tips and Hot Items for 2010

By on Dec 9, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Gift Ideas, Lists | 0 Comments

  • Official Tea Party merchandise now available! Children’s Tea Party Set. $17.76. Colors: white only.
  • iPad “Car Steering Wheel Controller” app now $4.99.
  • Amazon Deal of The Day! WikiLeaks Audio Box Set as read by Icky Woods.
  • Open car doors at busy shopping centers offer great opportunities for serious savings.
  • Avoid crowds by shopping in the discounted Halloween Decorations aisle only.
  • Slightly injured “Spider-Man: The Musical” action figures 40% off at Rite-Aid.
  • DO NOT make eye contact or acknowledge the senior greeters. They WILL follow you home.
  • Play-Doh now comes in beige, berber and other rug-friendly colors.
  • “Royal Wedding” MP3 by Billy Idol (sung to tune of “White Wedding”) now $1.99. Proceeds go to the Queen’s Dumb Hat fund.
  • Try a cyber-gift! Retweeting a friend is now valued at $1,000 per tweet.
  • Staging a one-person flash mob performance of “Cool Rider” in a crowded mall is a great shopping stress reliever.
  • Banned in many book stores, “Bullying for Dummies” is still available at the FOX News online store.
  • A $25 Starbucks gift card is the perfect way to say, “Have two coffees on me!”
  • Facebook Press introduces first how- to book: “Hints, Tips and Advanced Trickery to Make Your Profile Photo Appear Sexy!”
  • Giving “15% Off First Visit” coupons for psychotherapy to family members is always appreciated.
  • Paula Deen’s Pork Fat Perfume available everywhere south of Delaware.
  • Just like Oprah said, your friends could always use an extra book in their bathrooms.
  • Don’t forget to tip your postmen, your trash collectors, your barbers, your stylists, your baby-sitters, your baristas, your pastors, your personal trainers, your doormen, your urologists, your meter maids, your auto mechanics, your state senators and your favorite astronauts.

More Holiday Cheer!

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