Hungry for some tasty, low-cal distractions before the big holiday? Here’s a bowl of some cheese-filled trivia nuggets to feed your ever-expanding pop culture belly.

World’s 50 Best Restaurants in The World
… that will never let my annoying vegetarian ass in the door.

Largest Stadiums in The World
A quarter million people packed in one place to watch cars go vroom vroom.

Longest Running TV Shows
“Quarterlife” just missed by 632 episodes.

Worst Talk Shows in TV History
I have the entire 5-month run of “McEnroe” on Blu-ray.

The Most Expensive Beers in the World
I’ll wait for the Vielle Bon Secours Lite.

Top-Selling Video Games Of All Time
Every game involves either serious violence or worse, a stupid little plastic guitar. We are doomed.

The 20 Most Expensive Domain Names
On a related note: “” is now the cheapest.

The 10 Largest U.S. Bankruptcies
Don’t worry, the CEOs are fine.

All Time Worldwide Movie Box Office
Sorry, that dumb boat movie still tops the list.

Largest Roller Coaster Drops
Also known as the “Largest Collection of Vomit Deposited on Other Peoples’ Backs.”

World’s Fastest Drummers
Yep, “Stop-n-Go” Rice, “Cool Hands” LeCompte, “Tommy Gun” Grosset, all your favorites are here.

Top Ten Most Expensive Paintings Of All Time
What, no Thomas Kinkade!

The Most Expensive Photographs Ever Sold
This just in: a photo of Lindsey Lohan buying a pregnancy test kit and a bottle of Vodka just broke the record.

Best-Selling Albums by American Idol Alumni
Fun Fact: Season 1 contestant Nikki McKibbin has bought all these CDs.

The 50 Worst Cars of All Time
My dad owned about 6 of these… maybe more.

Top 10 Fastest Cars in the World
My dad owned none of these.

Top 10 Novelty Songs
Shouldn’t Weezer and Fergie own this list?

The World’s 10 Biggest Robberies
Oddly, The producers of the last two “Pirates of the Caribbean” flicks are not on the list.

Best-Selling Books of All Time
If your a fan of religion and magic (I know, same thing), this list’s for you!

10 Biggest Computer Flops of All Time
“Hi NeXT and Newton, I’d like you to meet Vista.”

America’s Top-Selling Albums of All Time
Since kids aren’t buying CDs anymore, this list may never change. Those dirty hippies will soar forever.

Most Expensive Wines of All Time
… bought by the biggest ass-heads of all time (FYI, The Thomas Jefferson bottles are fakes)

Joey Chestnut’s Competitive Eating Records
Listen closely and you can hear his withering, deep-fired heart gasping in pain, “Stop, please Lord, stop…”

Biggest Box-Office Bombs
“Pluto Nash”: Budget: $100,000,000 – Gross: $4,411,102. Wow! Many more doozies.

Top 25 Highest Grossing Domestic Horror Films of All Time
Is “Jaws” really a horror flick? What about those “Mummy” movies? Definitely debatable.

World’s Most Expensive Homes
Why does this make me yearn to see the World’s Most Destructive Earthquakes?

Top 500 Modern Rock Songs
Normally, these lists are pathetic, but I must give WOXY credit for putting together a very solid list.

The World’s 10 Most Wanted Criminals
If sighted, approach the criminal quickly and aggressively and yell, “I got him! I got him!” while preparing to tackle.

The 10 highest-paid CEOs
Ha ha Ray Irani of Occidental Petroleum, Lawrence Ellison of Oracle more than twice as much as you! Loser.


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