Mikey P's Olympic Recap

By on Aug 14, 2008 in Daily Distractions | 0 Comments

Tired of listening to that little NBC android Bob Costas going on and on about America’s new boyfriend Michael Phelps? Then do what I do and check in with Brooklyn Brother’s Mikey P. for a succinct and incisive daily recap of the 2008 Olympic Games:

“Yesterday the US men had disappointing days in both Gymnastics and Greco Roman Wrestling. The men’s gymnastics team failed to medal in the all around competition the US Greco Roman squad suffered 3 surprising early losses. Men’s gymnastics and Greco Roman wrestling on the same day? Who’s scheduling these Olympics? Tom Cruise?

Misty May trainer and Kerry Walsh donned their tiny bathing suits and beat Norway to advance to the single elimination round in beach volleyball. 14-year-old boys everywhere celebrated the victory by masturbating… more>”

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