Movie Trailer Review: Righteous Kill

Righteous Kill

In Theatres: September 12th, 2008

Producer: "Hey, I'm doing another cop movie, I need two older Italians — one over-the-top loudmouth and one sourpuss mumbler — to play veteran NYC detectives who must solve a blah blah blah.

Central Typecasting: "You mean Di Niro and Pacino, right?"

Producer: "Exactly"

Central Typecasting: "You got 'em both, no problem. I take it you need a rapper too?"

Producer: "You know it, thanks, but we already have Fifty Cent signed on."

Central Typecasting: "Nice. Need someone for the fast-driving, hotshot young cop role?"

Producer: "Nope, we're using the insanely sexy female cop that doesn't exist in real life character instead."

Central Typecasting: "Makes sense. How about Angelina? She knows how to fire a gun."

Producer: "Thanks, but she's too expensive and we don't have daycare on set. We got Carly Gugina lined up."

Central Typecasting: "Don't you mean Carla Gugino?"

Producer: "Whatever...she fills out the uniform nicely, that's all that matters."

Central Typecasting: "Who else is signed on?"

Producer: "Your typical New York cop guys... Leguizamo as the Latino... Dennehy as the Mick. Speaking of, have you seen the size of his head lately?!"

Central Typecasting: "Yeah, It's immense. He has liver spots on that thing the size of sirloins. Good luck getting someone else in frame with him. So, we good?"

Producer: "Yeah, we're good."

Central Typecasting: "See ya on Netflix."

Producer: "Yep, definitely sooner than later."

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