Movie Trailer Review: Righteous Kill
By Jeff on Jun 10, 2008 in Movie Trailer Reviews, Movies, Videos | 11 Comments
Righteous Kill
In Theatres: September 12th, 2008
Producer: “Hey, I’m doing another cop movie, I need two older Italians — one over-the-top loudmouth and one sourpuss mumbler — to play veteran NYC detectives who must solve a blah blah blah.
Central Typecasting: “You mean Di Niro and Pacino, right?”
Producer: “Exactly”
Central Typecasting: “You got ‘em both, no problem. I take it you need a rapper too?”
Producer: “You know it, thanks, but we already have Fifty Cent signed on.”
Central Typecasting: “Nice. Need someone for the fast-driving, hotshot young cop role?”
Producer: “Nope, we’re using the insanely sexy female cop that doesn’t exist in real life character instead.”
Central Typecasting: “Makes sense. How about Angelina? She knows how to fire a gun.”
Producer: “Thanks, but she’s too expensive and we don’t have daycare on set. We got Carly Gugina lined up.”
Central Typecasting: “Don’t you mean Carla Gugino?”
Producer: “Whatever…she fills out the uniform nicely, that’s all that matters.”
Central Typecasting: “Who else is signed on?”
Producer: “Your typical New York cop guys… Leguizamo as the Latino… Dennehy as the Mick. Speaking of, have you seen the size of his head lately?!”
Central Typecasting: “Yeah, It’s immense. He has liver spots on that thing the size of sirloins. Good luck getting someone else in frame with him. So, we good?”
Producer: “Yeah, we’re good.”
Central Typecasting: “See ya on Netflix.”
Producer: “Yep, definitely sooner than later.”
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=N5mYGO1wqkM[/youtube]
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