Movie Trailer Review: "Takers"

For kicks, let’s say you are Brett Ratner or McG and you completely lose your shit (yes, even more shit-brained than usual) and you ask one of  those  mouth-breathing apes on “The Hills” (or any of those MTV scripted reality shows) to write and cast your next movie — I know, it’s not so far-fetched — and the ape gleefully agrees.

I’m pretty sure “Takers” is exactly what he would dream up.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 1,000th entry in the genre know as  “Just One More Job and We’re Done Forever”  heist flick starring a bunch of automatic weapons, a couple has-beens, some future has-beens and a rapper who wants to use his real name.

I review a lot of dreadful movie trailers on this site and I can’t imagine something topping this dreadfulness.  At least until another SNL character movie hits the screen, “Yeah, Hi Miss Wiig,  Loren loves your nervous talking characters and would love to produce…”

More: www.apple.com