Movie Trailer Reviews: The Switch, Due Date, Skyline, Black Swan, Let Me In and The Next Three Days
By Jeff on Aug 20, 2010 in Movie Trailer Reviews, Movies | 0 Comments
The Switch – Like it or not, Jennifer Aniston movies will always be made. Even if her next 3 movies earn $30 each and secret phone tapes are released of her saying Haiti deserved it, Hollywood will not stop putting this Friend in films. Why? Because Brad Pitt wronged her and she deserves to be in as many films as she likes and date as many of her costars as she can. It’s only fair.
More: How Jennifer Aniston Chooses a Film
In theaters: August 20th, 2010
Due Date – Looks like Alan Garner & Iron Man have remade Planes, Trains & Automobiles (sans planes & trains). Looks fun enough.
In theaters: November 5th, 2010
Skyline – What, not even a glimpse of the aliens? These space creatures better be the coolest, scariest, anal-probingest, bad-ass muther-effers ever created in the history of sci-fi cinema because this premise is completely overcooked and overdone (Signs, District 9, War of the Worlds, Independence Day) and this trailer is a complete snoozer.
In theaters: November 12th, 2010
Black Swan – Single White Female + Mommie Dearest + evil skin rashes + that weirdo Darren Aronofsky = I’ll be confused at the end and not really satisfied. More importantly, Natalie Portman is hotter then the “That 70′s Show” chick. Just thought I’d nip that argument in the bud.
In theaters: December 1st, 2010
Let Me In – This is an American remake of the brilliant, blood-chilling Norwegian kid vampire film Let The Right One In. You can tell a Hollywood marketing exec got his paws on it by the injection of that atrocious, nu metal garbage music in the trailer. Save your money and just rent the original, there is no way on earth it can be better than the original. The pool scene still haunts my dreams.
In theaters: October 1st, 2010
The Next Three Days – And the “Giving 95% of the Film Away in Stupid Trailer” award goes to… Could you have at least kept us in the dark about whether Russel Crowe is able to break his daughter out of jail? What’s that? Liz Banks is supposed to be his wife? Creepy.
In theaters: November 19th, 2010
TAGS: Black Swan • Darren Aronofsky • Due Date • Elizabeth Banks • Jennifer Aniston • Let Me In • Let The Right One In • Liam Neeson • Mila Kunis • Natalie Portman • Robert Downey Jr • Russell Crowe • Skyline • The Next Three Days • Zach Galifianakis
