It’s National Running Day so fuel up with these carbo-rich, protein-packed tweet pellets.
Training for a half half half half half half half half half marathon.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) August 30, 2012
Marathon Training Schedule – Day One: TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW YOU ARE RUNNING A MARATHON! — runbearable (@runbearable) August 19, 2013
I always hope that when people see me outside running they think, “wow, an athlete!” but instead it’s prob more like, “Aw, good for her.”
— alyssa kramer (@kramediggles) March 1, 2014
I like all the things about running that aren’t running. (Eating carbs, comfortable footwear, being cheered.) — Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) January 2, 2013
If you’re a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) April 19, 2012
You ran a half-marathon? Wow! Half congratulations! — Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) July 7, 2013
Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) March 5, 2014
I’m not crossing a street until there’s zero chance I’ll have to break into a soft jog. — rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) March 4, 2014
Just finished a killer run along the Hudson. Hand sore from all the high-fiving.
— Dave Hill (@mrdavehill) October 7, 2013
When I go running I like to dress in such a way that makes it hard for people to tell whether I’m exercising or being chased. — Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) April 10, 2014
Short-list of the things Law&Order ruined for me: jogging in Central Park, taking a long walk by the East River and autoerotic asphyxiation.
— Matthew Dolkart (@matthewdolkart) December 18, 2009
You can make anyone’s jog look pretentious by jogging right behind them in a butler’s outfit while holding a tray of cheeses. — Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) October 16, 2013
About to jog. For the next 30 minutes it would be cool if you’d tweet things like “Nice pace!” and “Wow, look at him go!”
— Scott Jacobson (@straintest) October 15, 2013
let’s calm down guy jogging from the gym parking lot to the gym — lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) August 13, 2013
The worst part about marathons is going potty in your shorts, but I refuse to risk losing my spot and miss seeing my favorite runners go by.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) November 1, 2013
A fun way to get exercise is to grab a pitchfork and chase a jogger. — Aaron Blitzstein (@BlitznBeans) May 9, 2014
Hey people with 13.1 stickers on your car, the rest of us didn’t run a full marathon either we’re just not bragging about it.
— ashley barnhill (@ashley_barnhill) February 23, 2013
Running is like walking, but faster and awful. — Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) May 27, 2014
Good job on your 5K this morning, everyone in Whole Foods!
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) April 12, 2014
About to start my first half marathon and no one can tell me where the diarrhea pits are located — Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) October 14, 2012
The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have. — Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) October 20, 2014
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) May 3, 2015
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