Baby Names Found in Your Home
By Jeff on Sep 1, 2011 in Daily Distractions, Daily Scare, Lists | 2 Comments

With our schools being overrun with Sophias, Emmas, Jacobs and Ethans, finding new inspiration for naming our children is a must. Look no further than the safe confines of your home. Just open up the cabinets!
- Smucker
- Pam
- Beano
- Dyson
- Oral B.
- Cremora
- Flonase
- Ortega
- Comet
- Summer Eve
- Stouffer
- Drano
- Brawny
- Baco
- Dixie
- Monistat 7
- Swanson
- Charmin
- Borden
- Eukanuba
- Sparkle
TAGS: baby • baby names • boy names • girl names • humor • Satire






