http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/ Quality Workday Distractions Tue, 15 May 2012 11:36:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/comment-page-1/#comment-523 Paul B Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:04:17 +0000 http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/#comment-523 Back in my salad days in DC, I nearly severed two of my fingers while chopping veggies. The wait in the ER at Geo Washington hospital was interminable (almost 3 hours, because some jerk had gotten himself stabbed), and to add further insult to injury,my friends insisted on seeing me hmme rather than go to even a nearby bar. Mr Henry's was a block away, as I recall. Oh well! Back in my salad days in DC, I nearly severed two of my fingers while chopping veggies. The wait in the ER at Geo Washington hospital was interminable (almost 3 hours, because some jerk had gotten himself stabbed), and to add further insult to injury,my friends insisted on seeing me hmme rather than go to even a nearby bar. Mr Henry’s was a block away, as I recall. Oh well!

]]> http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/comment-page-1/#comment-2409 Paul B Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:04:00 +0000 http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/#comment-2409 Back in my salad days in DC, I nearly severed two of my fingers while chopping veggies. The wait in the ER at Geo Washington hospital was interminable (almost 3 hours, because some jerk had gotten himself stabbed), and to add further insult to injury,my friends insisted on seeing me hmme rather than go to even a nearby bar. Mr Henry's was a block away, as I recall. Oh well! Back in my salad days in DC, I nearly severed two of my fingers while chopping veggies. The wait in the ER at Geo Washington hospital was interminable (almost 3 hours, because some jerk had gotten himself stabbed), and to add further insult to injury,my friends insisted on seeing me hmme rather than go to even a nearby bar. Mr Henry’s was a block away, as I recall. Oh well!

]]> http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/comment-page-1/#comment-519 Scott Shrake Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:03:39 +0000 http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/#comment-519 First stitches, now you're all gonna "roast" me? I wish the Lord would just take me now... First stitches, now you’re all gonna “roast” me? I wish the Lord would just take me now…

]]> http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/comment-page-1/#comment-2405 Scott Shrake Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:03:00 +0000 http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/#comment-2405 First stitches, now you're all gonna "roast" me? I wish the Lord would just take me now... First stitches, now you’re all gonna “roast” me? I wish the Lord would just take me now…

]]> http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/comment-page-1/#comment-515 Scott Jacob Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:23:47 +0000 http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/#comment-515 'Tis all true. Scott was born without the ability to muster up a genuine smile. What's not true is his age. 47 at the most! He also wears a wig to conceal the fishhooks he has fastened to his temples - pulled taught with a string tied at the back of his head. Even a fake smile can cause this contraption to fail. ‘Tis all true. Scott was born without the ability to muster up a genuine smile. What’s not true is his age. 47 at the most! He also wears a wig to conceal the fishhooks he has fastened to his temples – pulled taught with a string tied at the back of his head. Even a fake smile can cause this contraption to fail.

]]> http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/comment-page-1/#comment-2401 Scott Jacob Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:23:00 +0000 http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/#comment-2401 'Tis all true. Scott was born without the ability to muster up a genuine smile. What's not true is his age. 47 at the most! He also wears a wig to conceal the fishhooks he has fastened to his temples - pulled taught with a string tied at the back of his head. Even a fake smile can cause this contraption to fail. ‘Tis all true. Scott was born without the ability to muster up a genuine smile. What’s not true is his age. 47 at the most! He also wears a wig to conceal the fishhooks he has fastened to his temples – pulled taught with a string tied at the back of his head. Even a fake smile can cause this contraption to fail.

]]> http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/comment-page-1/#comment-518 Jules Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:20:16 +0000 http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/#comment-518 Everyone knows smiling is for imbeciles and Shrake is no imbecile. However, one does need to be careful not to get unattractive frown lines also. From the photo it is obvious that "bemused smirk" is the way to a more youthful complexion. Everyone knows smiling is for imbeciles and Shrake is no imbecile. However, one does need to be careful not to get unattractive frown lines also. From the photo it is obvious that “bemused smirk” is the way to a more youthful complexion.

]]> http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/comment-page-1/#comment-2404 Jules Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:20:00 +0000 http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/#comment-2404 Everyone knows smiling is for imbeciles and Shrake is no imbecile. However, one does need to be careful not to get unattractive frown lines also. From the photo it is obvious that "bemused smirk" is the way to a more youthful complexion. Everyone knows smiling is for imbeciles and Shrake is no imbecile. However, one does need to be careful not to get unattractive frown lines also. From the photo it is obvious that “bemused smirk” is the way to a more youthful complexion.

]]> http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/comment-page-1/#comment-517 Tim Lyons Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:31:41 +0000 http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/#comment-517 You have to wash your own dishes? I thought you lived with your Mum. You have to wash your own dishes? I thought you lived with your Mum.

]]> http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/comment-page-1/#comment-2403 Tim Lyons Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:31:00 +0000 http://usedwigs.com/no-smiling/#comment-2403 You have to wash your own dishes? I thought you lived with your Mum. You have to wash your own dishes? I thought you lived with your Mum.

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