Check out www.chayden.net to see some very cool and very realistic views of runners in their natural state from Adidas back in 1999-2000. I run quite a bit and can relate to almost all of these, except for the snot rocket. I am a gentleman runner.
Speaking of running (and I try not to a lot), please check out the 100th Episode of the 3 Non Joggers podcast. Russ, Carl and Gary put together another fabulous show discussing nonsense and running and the comedic intersection of both.