Olympic Event Enhancements
By Jeff on Aug 15, 2008 in Lists, News, Sports | 0 Comments
The Olympics sure are fun to watch, but not every event is as thrilling as it could be. Here are some simple suggestions for improvement:
| Event | Enhancement |
| Gymnastics Floor Exercise | Add Celebrity Partner |
| Water Polo | Add Jellyfish |
| Women’s Softball | Replace Catcher’s Mitt with Oven Mitt |
| Gymnastics Pommel Horse | Add Hot Butter |
| Men’s Eight Rowing | Change to 7 Coxswains, 1 Rower |
| Wrestling | Allow Kissing |
| Beach Volleyball | Add Horseshoe Crabs |
| Table Tennis | Add Plastic Cups and Beer |
| Men’s 4-Man Kayak | Change from 4 Men to 3 Men and a Baby |
| Sailing | Add Scylla and Charybdis |
| Weightlifting | Require Roller Skates |
| Diving | Subtract Water |
| Synchronized Diving | Conjoined Twins Only |
| Equestrian | Replace Dumb Outfits with Armor |
| Hammer Throw | Add Nails |
| Women’s Judo | Allow Hair Pulling |
| Archery | Replace Target with Apple on Head |
| Soccer | Allow 3 Balls in Play at Once |
| Badminton | No Shuttle, Just Cock |
| Gymnastics Rings | Change to “Rings of Fire” |
| Rhythmic Gymnastics | Men Only |
| Gymnastics Balance Beam | Add Barrel-Throwing Ape |
| Trampoline | All Competitors Compete at Once |
| Mountain Bike | Allow Segways |
| Fencing | Must Dress as Zorro or Pirate |
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TAGS: Beach Volleyball • Beijing 2008 Olympic Games • Gymnastics • Judo • Mountain Bike • Olympic Events • Olympics • Sailing • Soccer • Softball • Sports • Water Polo • Weightlifting
