Todd Marrone’s Top 10 Celebrity Otwituaries of 2009

By on Dec 30, 2009 in Lists, Twitter | 9 Comments

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  1. Michael Jackson: Hyperbaric oxygen chamber stocks plummeted this morning. OR The Thriller video, now 12% spookier.
  2. Les Paul: Les is no more.
  3. Farrah Fawcett: Farrah had a killer ass.
  4. Billy Mays: There will never be another Billy Mays, mostly due to lack of interest.
  5. Oral Roberts: Today, lying lost one of its greatest champions.
  6. Ed McMahon: Now, only 25% of TV’s Bloopers and Practical Jokes’ hosts remain.
  7. Brittany Murphy: Just, simultaneously, found out that Brittany Murphy lived and died.
  8. Dom DeLuise: My dream of a Cannonball Run Trilogy is all but quashed.
  9. Captain Lou Albano: He made it OK to wear rubber bands in your face… and now he’s gone.
  10. Patrick Swayze: Don’t think of it as losing an actor, think of it as gaining a potter.

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  • Shrake

    Paul Harvey: Heaven just got a lot old-fart-smellier. And that’s. The REST. Of the [fart sound] story.

  • Shrake

    Paul Harvey: Heaven just got a lot old-fart-smellier. And that’s. The REST. Of the [fart sound] story.

  • Shrake

    Wait, wait, here’s another one:

    Beatrice Arthur: And if they threw a shiva / Invited everyone you knew / You would see the biggest funeral spray would be from me / And the card attached would say “Thank you for being a actress.”

  • Shrake

    Wait, wait, here’s another one:

    Beatrice Arthur: And if they threw a shiva / Invited everyone you knew / You would see the biggest funeral spray would be from me / And the card attached would say “Thank you for being a actress.”

  • http://toddmarrone.com/ Todd Marrone

    Some people are tall, some people run fast… we were born to digitally pee on celebrity graves.

  • http://toddmarrone.com Todd Marrone

    Some people are tall, some people run fast… we were born to digitally pee on celebrity graves.

  • Shrake

    David Carradine: He ended up being his own skeleton in the closet.

  • Shrake

    David Carradine: He ended up being his own skeleton in the closet.

  • lighthouse154

    Is Shirley Temple Black dead??