Philly Ben Franklin Party, Conan O'Brien Tix, Obama To Do List, Jon Wurster and Philly Beer Week Update

Mad Props: The venerable Mad magazine gives us: The First 100 Minutes of the Obama Presidency [via laughingsquid]

It’s Electric! Our pals at Geekadelphia are throwing a shindig honoring America’s greatest geek Ben Franklin. Yup, that long-haired, fat bastard invented a ton of stuff (or so they say) and he’s arisen from the dead and looking for some fun in Philly. Bonus: You know that guy who plays Ben at all the big events? Yeah, well he’s not invited (he’s a real cockblock). Details:

Ben Franklin’s B’Day @ National Mechanics – January 17th, 2009: Drink Specials @ 9PM

National Mechanics
22 South 3rd Street, Philadelphia, PA
(215) 701-4883
www.nationalmechanics.com

Christ Almighty, More Ring Tones: When I want the latest in music news, I always hit up the Wall Street Jour… wha? Anyway, good read: How the Music Industry Can Get Digital Satisfaction.

Conan Go Bye Bye: Our Favorite freckled giant is leaving NYC for L.A. soon (boo!), get tickets now to his last shows:

After 16 seasons on the air, the curtain is coming down on Late Night with Conan O’Brien as Conan prepares to head out to L.A. to take over The Tonight Show. Would you like to be a member of one of Conan’s last studio audiences in New York? Here’s your chance!

For an opportunity to obtain FREE tickets, please e-mail your Name, Address, Phone Number, & E-mail Address to: conangobyebye@nbc.com

Old News: Actor Eric Christian Olsen is 31 and looks it, but that didn’t stop him from playing a high school jock in the upcoming awful movie “Fired Up!” Let’s add him to the list: Old School! Too Old to Play Teens

Ale Yay!: Philly Beer Week Just added 20 more events to the calendar – Standard Tap, Good Dog, Grey Lodge, P.O.P.E, 12 Steps Down & TJ’s Everyday. Brewers include: Dock Street Brewing Company, Dogfish Head Brewery, Flying Fish Brewing Company, Troegs Brewing Company, Victory Brewing Company, Yards Brewing Company and many more of your favorite beer slingers. March 6-15th. Stay informed: join mailing list or Twitter.

Jon Wurster = a relentless volcanic eruption of comedy and music!

Language, Please! Kathy Griffin started it, and hopefully Tina Fey has ended it. Let’s put “Suck it!” on that high shelf where we completely forget about things, it’ll fit in nicely with “Bitch!” and some other never-funnies that can be heard regularly in Manayunk bars and also as a greeting on the Preston & Steve morning zoo.

Comic vs Audience, Now with 100% More Sound: I just spent a delightful half hour listening to local comedian Chip Chantry chat with host Dave Walk. You can too! Totally free. Listen up: Podcast.

More Props: Music maven @largeheartedboy reminded the twitterverse that Propagandhi finished their latest in November and should be available soon. We’ll keep ya posted. That is rockin’ good news. In honor, let’s fire up some some ferocity… a nice Bush send-off.

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