Post-Holiday Office Chat Protocol

  1. Approach coworker in cubicle, office or common area.
  2. Ask coworker how his/her Memorial Day Weekend was.
  3. As soon as he/she opens mouth to respond, interrupt immediately and relate in excruciating detail every single thing you did from Friday afternoon to Monday night without taking a breath.
  4. Leave. Approach new coworker. Repeat.

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  • http://geekadelphia.com/ Eric

    Haha, that sounds about right.

  • http://geekadelphia.com Eric

    Haha, that sounds about right.