Post-Holiday Office Chat Protocol

  1. Approach coworker in cubicle, office or common area.
  2. Ask coworker how his/her Memorial Day Weekend was.
  3. As soon as he/she opens mouth to respond, interrupt immediately and relate in excruciating detail every single thing you did from Friday afternoon to Monday night without taking a breath.
  4. Leave. Approach new coworker. Repeat.

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  1. Haha, that sounds about right.

    Eric | May 29, 2008 | Reply

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