Post-Holiday Office Chat Protocol

1. Approach coworker in cubicle, office or common area.
2. Ask coworker how his/her Memorial Day Weekend was.
3. As soon as he/she opens mouth to respond, interrupt immediately and relate in excruciating detail every single thing you did from Friday afternoon to Monday night without taking a breath.
4. Leave. Approach new coworker. Repeat.

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