Spee D’oh! Creative Names for The Most Abused Bathing Suit

Whether you’re packing a light saber or a light switch, you really shouldn’t prance about in public donning this skimpy male bathing suit (especially you Canadian gents on the Jersey Shore).

Speedos go by many different names on many different beaches across the globe — each term painting a picture more unsavory than the next. Here’s a list of some old favorites and some new gems. Got some more? Comment below.

• Marble Sack
• Banana Hammock
• Grape Smuggler
• Australian Dick Sticker
• Nut Hut
• Boner Suit
• Scrote Tote
• Nantucket Nad Bucket
• Sausage Sling
• Portuguese Pud Purse
• Ouch Pouch
• Cock Sock
• Peach Pit Papoose
• Ballbushka
• Lolly Catcher
• Daytona Dong Sarong
• Sperm Tourniquet
• Nugget-Hug-It
• Brazilian Ball Bag
• Manberry Pudding Pack
• Miami Meat Tent
• Saint-Tropez Truffle Duffle
• Bratwurst Bath Cap
• Pickle Pincher

TAGS: Australian Dick Sticker • Banana Hammock • Boner Suit • Grape Smuggler • Nut Hut • speedos