Here is a list of your new best friends. Feel free to contact the staff with questions, comments, praise or a good old-fashioned lambasting.
 
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Jeff Lyons
Head Wig Jeff created UsedWigs back in 1999 to help people stop from being productive while sitting at their desks. He encourages unbridled time wasting. Described by no one as the greatest living pop culture polymath, Jeff writes a bunch fake news stories, reviews films, write some glowing music reviews, interviews interesting people and keeps the site looking snazzy. Most importantly, he continues his unending battle against the insidious, multinational business machine from the safe confines of his soy-based desk. |
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SM Shrake
Hardworking Social Commentarian, Storywriter, Personality SM (Service Mark) Shrake has an acclaimed personality. To find out more about him, search the Internet with your favorite search engine. Make sure to use quotation marks around his name. More SM: YouWannaKnowWhat.com, Shraketionary.com |
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Russ Starke
Music Reporter/Podcast Engineer Russ is a frustrated rock star whose Long Island accent betrays him during heated debates about frighteningly obscure albums and where the best pizza and bagels can be found. He’s got lots to say about music (and has actually studied it), though his biggest claim to fame is trying out for the Men’s U.S. Olympic Bobsled team in a mall parking lot. |
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Todd Marrone
Poddy Mouth In 1974, God made a beautiful glowing ball of creativity, sprinkled it with art dust, wrapped it in skin, installed an abrasive voice box and called it Todd Marrone. I say this, not as a megalomaniac who writes in the first person, but as a friend.” More Todd: www.toddmarrone.com |
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