Make The Best of Your Staycation… Name Contest!

By on Jul 13, 2010 in Lists | 14 Comments

Sorry Kids, no Disney this year.

“Staycation” is a grim word. It reminds us our economy is deeply clogged in the crapper and our savings accounts are filled with pennies, tumbleweeds and broken dreams. It’s also a very lame word to say. If you gotta partake in one of these gas-saving, budget vacays at least try something a little different… with a much more descriptive name.

  • Amwaycation – Spend the week with your friends and attempt to sell them crap they don’t need!
  • Aaaycation – Spend the week wearing a leather jacket, punching jukeboxes and busting on Potsie!
  • Bobby Flaycation – Spend the week wearing a silly red wig and adding unnecessary spices and heat to everything you cook, dessert included!
  • Checation - Spend the week inciting a revolutionary overthrow of other people’s vacations!
  • Cirque du Soleilcation – Spend the week with your kids dressed in leotards and heavy makeup performing extremely dangerous stunts with absolutely no training!
  • Come Sail Awaycation - Spend the week rocking out to classic Styx (pre-Mr. Roboto only)!
  • Disobeycation – Spend the week letting the kids do very bad things: cursing, fighting, talking back, even blogging!
  • Dorian Graycation – Spend the week getting Botox injections on a different body part each day!
  • Duvetcation – Spend the entire week in bed, blasting the AC and hiding under your comforter from the cruel cruel world outside!
  • Flambécation - Spend the week experimenting with alcohol and fire in your own little “Myth Busters” home workshop!
  • Gaycation – Spend the week watching wrestling!
  • Kid ‘n Playcation - Spend the week hosting a house party, showing off your new hi-top fade haircut and quickly fading into oblivion!
  • Michael Baycation - Spend the week mindlessly blowing shit up and filming it!
  • Monetcation - Spend the week giving the impression you’re having fun!
  • Rachael Raycation - Spend the week cooking and eating a massive amount of really bad food!
  • Raspberry Beretcation – Spend the week working part time in a five-and-dime!
  • Replaycation – Spend the week watching old vacation movies and reenacting them in your house!
  • Toupeecation - Spend the week wearing synthetic hair, try a different rug or wig each day!

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  • Seth

    Don’t forget “Laycation” — where you get laid a lot. By strangers! At home!

  • Seth

    Don’t forget “Laycation” — where you get laid a lot. By strangers! At home!

  • Jeff Lyons

    Nice one, Seth! Getting laid is very foreign to me, so that’s probably why I did not think of it.

  • Jeff Lyons

    Nice one, Seth! Getting laid is very foreign to me, so that’s probably why I did not think of it.

  • http://www.cbs3.com/brewer Nicole Brewer

    You hit the nail on the head … I stand here guilty as charged for having produced a full 2 minute package on Philly Staycations as a host for a morning news program.

    :sigh:

  • http://www.cbs3.com/brewer Nicole Brewer

    You hit the nail on the head … I stand here guilty as charged for having produced a full 2 minute package on Philly Staycations as a host for a morning news program.

    :sigh:

  • http://www.usedwigsradio.com/ Russ

    You might be the only person we’ll let slide, Nicole. But everyone else from here on out is TOAST.

  • http://www.usedwigsradio.com Russ

    You might be the only person we’ll let slide, Nicole. But everyone else from here on out is TOAST.

  • Selma

    How about “Ixnaycation” – spend the week saying no to anything your kids want to do.

  • Jackie

    Sidney Poitiercation – have a surprise guest come to dinner every night for a week?

    Green Beretcation – spend a week parachuting in on other peoples' vacations?

  • Elise

    George Takeition. Learn how to properly enunciate his trademark “Oh MYYYYYYY” while petting his Papillon, La Reine Blanche, get the real “inside” dirt on William Shatner, and view photos of his wedding to Brad. Extra fee required to shadow him during his next guest co-hosting appearance on Howard Stern Show.

  • Spunky

    Jaycation: You demand your hotel room back 8 months after you've checked out.

  • Spunky

    Jaycation: You demand your hotel room back 8 months after you’ve checked out.