Make The Best of Your Staycation!
By Jeff on Jun 8, 2009 in Lists | Comments
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Sorry Kids, no Disney this year. How about a staycation?
“Staycation” is a grim word. It reminds us our economy is deeply clogged in the crapper and our savings accounts are filled with pennies, tumbleweeds and broken dreams. It's also a very lame word to say. You should only use it if you're a coffee-cup-holding, morning TV host giving travel tips and trading barbs with that talkative tub Al Roker.
If you gotta partake in one of these gas-saving, budget vacays at least try something a little different... with a much more descriptive name. Here are some suggestions:
Amwaycation - Spend the week with your friends and attempt to sell them crap they don't need!
Aaaycation - Spend the week wearing a leather jacket, punching jukeboxes and busting on Potsie!
Checation - Spend the week inciting a revolutionary overthrow of other people's vacations!
Cirque du Soleilcation - Spend the week with your kids dressed in leotards and heavy makeup performing extremely dangerous stunts with absolutely no training!
Come Sail Awaycation - Spend the week rocking out to classic Styx (pre-Mr. Roboto only)!
Disobeycation - Spend the week letting the kids do very bad things: cursing, fighting, talking back, even blogging!
Dorian Graycation - Spend the week getting Botox injections on a different body part each day!
Duvetcation - Spend the entire week in bed, blasting the AC and hiding under your comforter from the cruel cruel world outside!
Flambécation - Spend the week experimenting with alcohol and fire in your own little "Myth Busters" home workshop!
Gaycation - Spend the week watching wrestling!
Kid 'n Playcation - Spend the week hosting a house party, showing off your new hi-top fade haircut and quickly fading into oblivion!
Michael Baycation - Spend the week mindlessly blowing shit up and filming it!
Monetcation - Spend the week giving the impression you're having fun!
Rachael Raycation - Spend the week cooking and eating a massive amount of really bad food!
Replaycation - Spend the week watching old vacation movies and reenacting them in your house!
Toupeecation - Spend the week wearing synthetic hair, try a different rug or wig each day!
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