I haven’t played a video game since my ass-kicking Lady Bug days on the good old Colecovision.

Why Jeff? With so much hooker-killing, limb-splattering video goodness out there, how can you resist?

For one, I enjoy human interaction and two, I spend a ridiculous amount of time staring at a screen for work, so staring at a screen after work isn’t the best way to treat my beleaguered and bloodshot peepers. But I might have to rethink my stance now that this amazing news just hit the Webs:

Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People (SBCG4AP) Announced by Telltale For WiiWare

In this new video fully endorsed and created in conjunction with The Brothers Chap, you can become America’s favorite masked cartoon character and run amok in Strongbadia. That is very very tempting. More deets:

“…is a story-driven series with a comic spin that’s undeniably Strong Bad. The player uncovers each episode’s comedic plot through character interaction, dialogue-based puzzles, and the use (and abuse) of inventory items. In addition, each episode will be crammed with time-wasters to keep players poking around in the world, including Strong Bad emails to check, prank phone calls to place, and mini-games styled after the arcade games on the Homestarrunner.com website.”

Preview Site: www.telltalegames.com/strongbad

Oh, almost forgot, I can’t mention Lady Bug without giving you some idea of its awesomeness:

Tags: colecovision • Homestar Runner • Strong Bad • video games • wii