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I Date Dead People: “In 1999 The Sixth Sense was released, 10 years later 5A Films decided to find out what Cole Sear is up to now. Feel Like Getting Away? Gone Forever: What Does It Take to Really Disappear? Evan Ratliff, the author of this thought-provoking piece, has decided to disappear too, find him and win $5,000.

Hate hacky comics? Well here’s a delightful NSFW fake documentary series profiling a popular stand-up comedian named “Raaaaaaaandy” played by the incredibly talented featured Aziz Ansari (Parks and Recreation, Human Giant).

Aziz Ansari’s deleted scene from the Dark Knight. See more funny videos at Funny or Die