And When The Filming Stopped, He Made Sweet Sweet Love to A Boardwalk Garbage Can. I admire this fella’s jumpability. BTW, anyone know the best way to disinfect an entire boardwalk? (Thanks to Keady for the link)

Saw two Goth kids on the beach smiling, laughing and having a wonderful time. Don’t worry, I won’t tell their Goth friends.

Tenth Avenue beach is the beach we go to. Yes, thee Tenth Avenue of Freeze Out fame. Our porch wind chimes play the song all day long, even when there is no wind. That’s the magic of Springsteen Country. We also had a set that played Glory Days. I lit that on fire and then ran it over with my car. Twice.

Not certain from which island this ancient artifact came. Crete? Rhodes? Staten? I do love the Tracy Jordan pose and the leave-nothing-to-the-imagination diaper.

MTV producers did not have to stage any antics or coax any performances out of these always-animated, fist-pumping gorillas and perma-bronzed, high-heeled guidettes. Just watching them in their natural habitat, performing the ritual dances and aggressive mating habits is entertainment enough.

As I’m about to experience my first Father’s Day as a father, please allow me this bit of cyberspace to talk about “Dad.” Don’t worry, I’m not about to traipse over the cutesy, sleep-deprived, new-dad territory that so many have traveled on before. I’m sure my experience is no different than most new …