Tired of the ribbing you get when you use those fancy cake cutters when the guys are over for your poker nights? This manly dessert tool will wow the boys when you bust out your freshly-baked double chocolate layer cake. “Our Table Saw Cake Knife is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt. It’s big and toothy so you can slice and dice your lettuce without discoloring it and show that cake that you really mean business! Aren’t you feeling handy already?”

Hope… You Have a Lot of Cash if you’d like to bid on this extra-large piece of handsome Obama art. Created by agitprop artist Shepard Fairey, this impressive mixed media stencil collage on cotton rag paper is 4 foot x 6 foot in size. Good gravy, that’s some big art! Perfect size for covering up [...]