CityFile.com is a new, slick database-driven website of who’s who in NYC: celebs, artists, media types, socialites, designers, politicos, and of course, a slew of people who are notable for doing absolutely nothing.

The site gives an insane amount of personal information, for example, Gawker honcho Nick Denton is British, Gay, Smoker and Half-Jewish. Did you know that? Did you care? (If you have already clicked to the site with glee, then, yes you do care.)

In addition to cold hard facts, the site offers some well-researched dirt and fine commentary by the staff writers (snark level: low and acceptable). Here’s an interesting nugget on fat-ass filmmaker, Harvey Weinstein:

“He gave lucrative movie script deals to gossip columnists like Richard Johnson and Fox News’s Roger Friedman. And he gave his wife, Georgina Chapman, a big career boost by “persuading” his stable of actresses to wear her line at premieres.”

The site is also packed with some fine photos:

• Wow, that’s what Jon Stewart’s kids look like!
• Wow, that’s what Conan O’Brien’s LA House looks like!
• Wowee, that’s what Padma Lakshmi looks like in a bikini!

I’m sure the cell of Remy Stern (the site’s founder and very nice guy) will be blowing up with calls from publicists trying to get their clients on the site posthaste. This site is definitely a quality Time Waster of the highest degree.

Our D.C. Insider Scott attended the White House Correspondents Association Dinner last night and snapped some fun photos of celebrities you know and some you don’t. It’s great to see a pic of the lovely Padma without Tom Colicchio’s fat head next to her for once.

"Noticed how people that are "sort of famous" are so grateful when you take their picture. And how hurt the "not even sort of famous" people look when no one takes their picture."

Read More and View Photos: Huffington Post

Every day milestones are reached but sometimes go unnoticed. Here are some lesser known yet still impressive events we caught using The Wigometer 3000™, our super-powered, pop-culture-detecting radar system.

• 200th time this week someone told you, “You must watch Mad Men!”
• 1,000th time today Kanye West has impressed himself
• 500th Thriller group dance routine performed this month by wedding party who still think it’s so very original
• 10,000th fake question posed by a fake reader in Parade magazine
• 700th opportunity seized by Al Sharpton
• 100th product in your supermarket featuring Rachael Ray’s fat face
• 10,000th time “Let’s do a spoof Mac ad and put it on YouTube!” was heard in an ad agency conference room
• 5th copy sold
• 50,000th story planted on Digg.com by a splog
• 4,000th spiritual geek matched up with timid nerd on eHarmony.com
• 300th grainy, dark, out-of-focus surveillance photo made crystal clear with the simple click of a mouse on crime show by snippy female computer whiz
• 15,000th Christopher Walken impression done by a hack stand-up comedian
• 25th episode of “Lost” featuring lots of boring stuff from the past jam packed between two minutes of actual, plot-advancing action
• 2,500th mention of “Tyra” by Tyra on Tyra’s show
• 2,000,000,000th occurrence of God personally helping an athlete or celebrity win something
• 1,000th “Next Big Thing” declared at SXSW/CMJ this year
• 500th stolen joke updated with the word “beaner” by Carlos Mencia
• 800,000th personal blog that has not been updated since February 2006
• 1,000,000th stock photo showing a laptop screen pointed at by three ethnically-diverse and smiling business people
• 10th rebate check actually sent in and payment promptly received
• 5,000,000th piece of chintzy retro crap bought on eBay by someone who immediately regrets the purchase
• 3,000th title in the “Dummies” series of books hit the shelf: “Fucking for Dummies”
• 20,000th day in a row Prince Charles has not had a real job
• 500,000th deep arterial laceration of a human hand while trying to open a product packaged in that sharp, hard-plastic shrink wrap
• 50,000th “Goodfellas” poster hung on a Rutgers University dorm room wall
• 300,000th rock-hard erection guaranteed in your inbox
• 1,000th use of the word “percentile” by your new-parent friend
• 750,000th spin of “Sweet Child O’ Mine” on Philadelphia radio

For no reason at all, here is a list of heights of your favorite and not-so-favorite celebrities. Heights were taken from IMDB.com. Some are accurate but most are blatant lies put forth by the celeb’s publicists for vanity’s sake. We all know Denzel is nowhere near 6 foot and our boy Frodo is 5′ 6″ only if he stands on Peter Jackson’s giant lunch bag. See where you stack up!

Jeff Lyons
Infotainment Reporter

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