Thanks to @ReelQuinn for tweeting this bit of caffeine-fueled, retro white male rage!

# Welcome Back Squatter
# See Ya Loiter!
# Café Au Layabout
# The Writer’s Block
# American Idle Cafe
# Room for Mooch
# 30 Chairs, One Outlet

and many more!

Every single time I enter Starbucks: “Hi, what can I get started for you today?” “Hi, could I please have a large coffee?” “Venti coffee…?” “Um, yeah, whatever dude.” Grievance #1: I know many of your drinks require special machines, beakers, mortar and pestles, etc. to prepare, but stop with the word “started.”  How about [...]