Guest: Nicole Brewer from CBS3 Philly! Interview: El Vez. Topics: Dated Olympics Talk, Stormtrooper Eating Habits, “Beauty Contests,” Geekadelphia, New Facebook, Philly Accents, Russ’s Africa Trip, Small Audiences, Todd’s Hair Update, Cologne, Polyphasic Sleep. Playlist: Bound Stems, Jukebox the Ghost, Spoonfork, El Vez, Johnny Foreigner.

99% of the time Facebook is nothing more than a huge productivity-killing distraction and that’s why we like it. “Wow, Jenny’s kids look nothing like her, thank god for that.” “George is playing golf today, fascinating!” But every so often you traipse across some news you use. Case in point, in one of his status [...]

As I gaze at my Facebook homepage/newsfeed, I get a sense of déjà vu about “status updates.” So many of them are… uncalled for. Trivial. A waste of everyone’s eye time. What do they remind me of? Oh, I know! They remind me of the some of the “messages” I hear from the other Friends [...]

Easily, the best and funniest take on the MySpace and Facebook culture. I think I’ll go delete both my accounts now…