Thanks to videogum and @timheidecker for discovering this unholy grail of uncomfortable super fan photos that will—no doubt—be used one day by the FBI in some serious celebrity stalking and kidnapping cases.

What do you do when you really really really love a TV show but you just don’t have the energy to stalk the show’s stars? How about spending a week at sea with hundreds of other like-minded loony dedicated fans on a theme cruise featuring that favorite show of yours? Sounds fantastic, right? Here’s a list of some popular “celebrity” cruises for you to enjoy. Bon Voyage!