Pt. 1: Why We Are Cousins

EXPECTATIONS MANAGEMENT NOTE: This is not a parody like others you’ve seen on UsedWigs. It’s not supposed to be funny. This is real.

Fact: My grandmother’s maiden name was Heath. Fact: Sarah Palin’s maiden name is Heath. Republican-style fact synthesis: That makes us cousins!

Jealous?

From having a shared last name to being [...]

As another garbage year comes to a close, we traditionally gather with family and loved ones to count our blessings.

Okay, done.

Actually I had a very blest year and a nice holiday. I lost a few pounds, too, while I was home at the ancestral estate. My manorexia is out of control, which is a blessing.

During [...]