Pt. 1: Why We Are Cousins EXPECTATIONS MANAGEMENT NOTE: This is not a parody like others you’ve seen on UsedWigs. It’s not supposed to be funny. This is real. Fact: My grandmother’s maiden name was Heath. Fact: Sarah Palin’s maiden name is Heath. Republican-style fact synthesis: That makes us cousins! Jealous? From having a shared [...]

As another garbage year comes to a close, we traditionally gather with family and loved ones to count our blessings. Okay, done. Actually I had a very blest year and a nice holiday. I lost a few pounds, too, while I was home at the ancestral estate. My manorexia is out of control, which is [...]