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Cool T-shirt featuring muppets Statler and Waldorf, who share the stage left balcony box in the Muppet Theater, and the two delight in heckling every aspect of The Muppet Show. Statler and Waldorf are especially unforgiving to Fozzie Bear.

Might want to buy a little barber shop quartet outfit for your pup too. Go the whole nine. “Add some low-cost laughs to your frequent frolics with Fido! This shiny black toy is a ball on one end, and a giant cartoon mustache on the other. Dogs naturally pick up the ball…which leaves the outrageously funny mustache sticking out! Dogs also love to hold the ball in their mouth, and shake the mustache back and forth!”

Doing all of your shopping on Christmas Eve guarantees your loved ones will be receiving the freshest bags of grapes possible.

Gas stations would not sell neckties if they weren’t really great gifts.