Cool T-shirt featuring muppets Statler and Waldorf, who share the stage left balcony box in the Muppet Theater, and the two delight in heckling every aspect of The Muppet Show. Statler and Waldorf are especially unforgiving to Fozzie Bear.

“Putty isn’t just for kids anymore—amuse your inner child with this stretchable, shapeable, tearable, sculptable, bounceable, shattering glob of fun. Color changes as temperature changes!”

Looking to embarrass that wine guzzling friend at your next dinner party, just bust out this monster glass. Better yet, office pollyanna, let everyone know Marci is a total lush. Sure it’s a gag gift but on a lonely winter weeknight after a rough day at the office, you just might want to fill this baby up to the tippy top with your favorite boxed Merlot, then bust out the Slanket and cozy up with a couple of Top Chef eps on the ol’ DVR .

This alarming robotic creature will give you one chance to wake up, then will run away and hide when you don’t. Pretty cool idea until you lose your marbles and take a hammer to it. Price: $49.95 Buy Here: www.x-tremegeek.com

Strap this little camera on Max’s collar and get your pet’s view of the world via your computer (might want to turn away during the ol’ round-the-back greeting of another dog). Price: $49.95 Buy Here: shop.nationalgeographic.com

It contains real deadly venom (I think), so be gentle when inserting key. Price: $26.00 Buy Here: www.perpetualkid.com

3 color screen print 25″ x 19″ Price: $40 Buy Here: www.danmccarthy.org

Holy smokes. Give the gift of warm hands to your degenerate smoker friends. Price: $25 Buy Here: www.wishingfish.com “Hey Jeff, why a book?” I’m pretty certain the Internet will blow up soon, and with that, millions upon million of nonsense-filled webpages and countless gigs of nut-punching videos will be lost forever. Sad, but it’s inevitable. [...]

Don’t punch your boss, squeeze the crap out of this putty instead, it’s very therapeutic. The magnetic putty is also insanely fun. Price: $9.95 Buy Here: www.puttyworld.com

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