Price: $14.95

Buy Here: shop.neatorama.com

If you love the beach with no humans on it, you’ll probably dig some awe-inspiring photos of the shore sans people. This calendar is full of them, shot by photo ace Pat McCarthy. “Pat’s primary focus is capturing the beauty of the Jersey Shore from the Atlantic coast to the shores of the Delaware Bay.”

Price: $12 each or 2 for $20 0r 3 for $30

Buy: www.jerseyshorescapes.com

Tired of the ribbing you get when you use those fancy cake cutters when the guys are over for your poker nights? This manly dessert tool should wow the boys when you bust out your freshly-baked double chocolate layer cake. “Our Table Saw Cake Knife is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt. It’s big and toothy so you can slice and dice your lettuce without discoloring it and show that cake that you really mean business! Aren’t you feeling handy already?”

Price: $7.99

Buy: www.perpetualkid.com

It’s like sweet baby Santa decided to make and deliver a special gift just for me on his birthday. Milo is my all-time favorite frontman… ever… so this Throbblehead will be sitting on my desk in a couple weeks tasked with the special job of reminding me no matter how bad it gets, “I’m not a loser!”

Aggronautix says, “Milo, the charismatic frontman of The Descendents, is now available in Throbblehead form. This fella is limited to 1000 numbered units, stands at 7 inches tall, and is made of a lightweight polyresin. Displayed in a tri-windowed box, here Milo is accurately sculpted right down to the nerd glasses and bitchin’ stage stance. Thou shalt not be without aforementioned Throbblehead… ALL! P R E O R D E R NOW! SHIPPING DECEMBER 10.”

Price: $16.95

Buy: www.aggronautix.com

Jesus, Mary and Joseph and a couple cute animal friends make up this festive and modern depiction on the Nativity. Alessi Presepe Nativity Figurines are of made of hand-painted porcelain, limited edition. “The goal is to compare the intriguing world of porcelain figures, particularly the refined production tradition of European manufacturers from the 18th century onwards, with our methods and with contemporary designers.”

Price: $90

Buy: Amazon

Give some street cred to your home! “Manhole Mats are clever visual puns. They’re great graphic designs. They’re reproductions of some of the world’s great manhole covers. They’re 24″ diameter, nylon flocked, super durable, indoor/outdoor floor mats. Street style for your home! FEET FIRST mats are made from 100% recycled truck tires with durable nylon flocking, usable indoors or out, washable, durable, and endearing.”

Price: $25

Buy: Amazon

Magnets are fun, plain and simple, but insanely “strong” magnets are fun and dangerous! Read danger notice here. So if you’re an extreme type of guy or gal who enjoys attracting or repelling things, this canister will keep you mesmerized and magnetized! Bonus, dress up like this guy and buy yourself some Magnetic Thinking Putty to go with your new shiny little pals. You might never leave the house again.

BTW, this is not a good office gift. Magnet + Computer = Useless Computer.

Price: $14.99

Buy: www.ThinkGeek.com

Artist Michele Melcher could have just given you bunnies and that would have been cute, by adding the gentle licking of candy canes, she has created a veritable cuteness explosion of holiday cheer! Get your set of six 3.5″ x 5″ blank note cards with envelopes now. More Melcher.

Price: $10

Buy Here: www.etsy.com

This cool gadget firmly secures your camera to just about anything with its flexible gripping legs; perfect for you caffeine addicts with shaky hands.

Price: Starting at $21.95

Buy Here: www.joby.com

See all 4 sets here. “Each set features four cards depicting quirky Flora illustrations from the 1940s and 1950s. The first three sets feature music-themed images, and the fourth features a tree with a bird in flight in alternating colors. The cards, which were hand-printed by Yee-Haw Industrial Letterpress, Knoxville TN, are packaged with kraft envelopes in a clear sleeve.”

Price: $15 for individual set -  $55 for all 4 sets

Buy Here: www.jimflora.com